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The most difficult sexual move to perform. Here is how it is done.
At the end of your swimming training, wait for others to leave the pool. Then tell your smoking hot horny-ass girlfriend to wait for you at the other end of 50 meter swimming pool.
You then get ready at the other end and at her signal start to swim as fast as you can. When you reach her, you have to fuck her as hard as you can for only 15 seconds. The time must be timed by official unbiased timekeeper When the time is up, you have to swim all the way to where you started and then back to her again. You must not break the time limit of 15 seconds. If this happens you will receive 2 extra laps for every 5 seconds over allowed time limit.
The faster you swim, the less time will pass between fucking sessions and gives you better chances of maintaining erect penis. You may also feel intense rush of testosterone which you should take to your advantage.
A blowjob can also be performed by your girlfriend, but she may not use goggles or any breathing equipment thus making oral sex much more challenging.
If you reach orgasm by following the rules but without use of performance-enhancing drugs, your girlfriend will award you with 8 gold medals and thus you will be achieving a Michael Phelps
Yesterday, when everybody finished swimming, I called my hot horny girlfriend and totally succeeded Pulling a Michael Phelps on her. Damn it was so hard!
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To dominate effortlessly.
Michael Phelps is the best Olympic swimmer ever. His penis has gotten more action than Mike Tyson's fist.
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a sexual maneuver which involves the girl going on 2 knees while the guy cums in her face, immediately followed by placing a gold metal on her neck.
guy 1: dude, last night at the pool locker room, this chick gave ma a michael phelps (sex move)
guy 2: man, i wish my girlfriend gives me michael phelps.
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take a chance on a dive michael phelps style that has nothing to do with water
stunt man type sheeeet
jackie chan type stunts
Yo we gotta jump from the roof top might as well michael phelps dat sheeeet
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Another way of saying dropping the kids off at the pool (aka taking a dump)
Sorry I didn't answer the phone, dude. I was busy Swimming with Michael Phelps.
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Used in Call of Duty Nazi Zombies when a zombie hits you twice in very rapid succession, usually by swinging both arms.
"damn it, he michael phelped me." (michael phelps (call of duty nazi zombies))
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A person with a menacing snarl where other people can't tell if the person is angry about something or is just intensely focused on something in their life. Also known as Phelps' face. The inspiration is Michael Phelps grimace before swimming in the 2016 Olympics. Michael Phelps, Phelps, 2016 Olympics, swimming, USA Olympic Swim Team, gold medal swimming
I was in the locker room changing and said hi to the guy sitting across from me and he looked up and gave me a Michael Phelps face and then resumed getting dressed. I wonder what stick was up his butt.