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used when referring to the four seasons which apply only Minnesota: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Road Construction.
dude, we're in Florida but there are Minnesota seasons.
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A city located in central Minnesota surrounded by lakes that contains a numerous amount of farmers. Not too shabby of a city that is rapidly expanding, with a new SUPER WalMart and movie theatre. Contains nice people and good food. Known for the saying, "Easy to get to, hard to leave."
I'm from Alexandria Minnesota. :)
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When a group of men in Minnesota are out ice fishing and one of the men falls asleep, the other men then proceed to ejaculate into a solo cup, they then drag the sleeping man outside into the below zero degree weather and pour the semen onto his upper lip causing it to freeze; creating the Minnesota Mustache
It was so cold up at the lake that Sven unknowingly wore his Minnesota Mustache for two days in a row.
Used to describe a large penis on a man from the state of Minnesota.
Paul momentarily wished he had a Minnesota Missile.
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After dropping a duce, and wiping your ass, a finger busts through the toilet paper. Later that person is seen using his or her teeth to clean any remanence out from under that fingernail.
After Mike took a dump, I saw him sitting in the corner of the break room giving himself a Minnesota manicure.
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To be "Minnesota nice" is to be passive aggressive.
I'm Minnesota nice. When I'm angry at someone, I don't let them know. I just smile pleasantly to his or her face and then proceed to talk about them behind their back. I will most likely hold a grudge too.
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According to C. "Roast Beef" Kazenzakis of Achewood fame (www.achewood.com), the Minnesota Timeline is when you see the same lady in two completely different internet photo sets and you notice that she has the same shoes on. Presumably, this could apply to videos as well.
Instances of the Minnesota Timeline were fairly rare prior to the advent of internet connectivity and the mass of pornography sites it brought with it.
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