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fuck mirror

A mirror placed near or above the bed, or other area in which sexual intercourse may take place, for the purpose of observing oneself while engaged in intercourse

"I just picked up a new fuck mirror, can you help you hang it above my bed?"

by Rev. Lee Austin July 24, 2005

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Sex Mirror

A large mirror faced towards the bed to allow you to watch yourself have sex.

"Oh bro how many shows have you watched on your sex mirror" "Who's counting?... 37."

by Bholiday February 17, 2012

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pitchin' in the mirror

Pitchin' in the mirror is when you are so depressed and lonely that the best part of your life is the wonderously pleasurable feeling that you sometimes get when pitchinโ€™ a loaf, so much so that you put a mirror in front of the toilet so that you can witness the look of pleasure on your face and savor these glorious moments of fecal delivery while pretending that your reflection is another person, a compassionate friend.

Bro, ever since I found out how hard it is to become a rock star and my girlfriend got abducted by The Grays, I've been pitchin' in the mirror.

by Jaunty Diggles September 7, 2019

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Gold Mirror

The Gold Mirror is the description of person that sees the good and/or the potential for good in a person and often vocalize their opinions to boost the onlooker's view of self. This often leads the observer to believe their faults don't exist and develop a close relationship with the Gold Mirror.

She is the gold mirror to his narcissism.

He always sees the good in people and reflects it back to them like a gold mirror.

by lolweird February 25, 2018


mirror loss

when someone under the influence of any one of a number of mind-altering substances makes the mistake of going into the bathroom and gets stuck there, staring in the mirror.

"Doooood, wtf happened to Sarah? she went to the bathroom hours ago." "Mirror loss!"

by M1A February 11, 2009


Truth Mirror

A mirror in the exact right lighting that makes any human being look hideous. We all have this mirror.

I looked at myself in the mirror and i thought i looked great, I looked in my truth mirror and it was a completely differant person. said Gertrude

I wonder if Megan Fox looks good in a truth mirror? Martin asked
I doubt it no one looks good in a truth mirror. Replied Trevor

by EC123 May 31, 2014


Mirror pout

The look one makes while looking in the mirror . Consciencly or unconsciously puckering lips to look fuller. The look most women make while putting on make up. Mostly likely most appealing expression.

Me: getting ready in the bathroom mirror. Batting my eyes and making smoochy lies
Bf: "Your mirror pout is so sexy."

by jesRika August 21, 2016