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lady-mist

When a girl gets a little turned on by something and mists up in the lady garden.

Usually something she shouldn't get turned on by.
Like a sexual blush but not of the face.

Generic Teen 1; "Did you just lady-mist up over that topless photo of R-Patz?"
Generic Teen 2; "A little."
Generic Teen 1; "Eww"

by crashtragic101 May 11, 2010


Flush Misting

When you are finished with the toilet, but you stay seated whilst flushing to allow the mist produced by the toilet to caress your underside - creating a moist (but not wet) tingling sensation on the lower ballsack.

Neil: Am I the only person who uses the toilet for Flush Misting?

Dave: Yes, you weird, weird person...

by Neil'sDadisABumber June 10, 2016


The White Mist

Spraying your jizz into the back of an electric fan, making sure that the fan blows your load out, in a shotgun like fashion.

Use The White Mist on a girl that is asleep.
Use The White Mist in a contest to see who can get the best range/distance.
Use The White Mist onto a dart board.
Use The White Mist on a pass out friend.

by inevitable_innovator July 5, 2009


the arbor mist

The act of ejaculating into a fan and letting it mist over someones naked body.

"Lay down honey and let me give you the arbor mist"

by Izzaho February 19, 2017


Foggy mist

When a man tucks his PP between his legs and farts at the same time.

(Foggy mist) when you're at a party with a bunch of friends in the weird chick ask Who's down the foggy Mist me.

by Hunkchunky91 May 12, 2020


Ocean mist

When a mermaid squirts
Usually tasting of saltwater and seaweed

I fucked that girl last night and she ocean misted all over me.

Man must have been a mermaid

by Butthole Betty February 4, 2022


fist mist

male ejaculate produced from masturbation.

Sweetheart, I'm so sorry I got fist mist on your slippers! I didn't realize you kept them so close to the bed.

by fffreddy August 12, 2010

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