When a girl gets a little turned on by something and mists up in the lady garden.
Usually something she shouldn't get turned on by.
Like a sexual blush but not of the face.
Generic Teen 1; "Did you just lady-mist up over that topless photo of R-Patz?"
Generic Teen 2; "A little."
Generic Teen 1; "Eww"
When you are finished with the toilet, but you stay seated whilst flushing to allow the mist produced by the toilet to caress your underside - creating a moist (but not wet) tingling sensation on the lower ballsack.
Neil: Am I the only person who uses the toilet for Flush Misting?
Dave: Yes, you weird, weird person...
Spraying your jizz into the back of an electric fan, making sure that the fan blows your load out, in a shotgun like fashion.
Use The White Mist on a girl that is asleep.
Use The White Mist in a contest to see who can get the best range/distance.
Use The White Mist onto a dart board.
Use The White Mist on a pass out friend.
The act of ejaculating into a fan and letting it mist over someones naked body.
"Lay down honey and let me give you the arbor mist"
When a man tucks his PP between his legs and farts at the same time.
(Foggy mist) when you're at a party with a bunch of friends in the weird chick ask Who's down the foggy Mist me.
When a mermaid squirts
Usually tasting of saltwater and seaweed
I fucked that girl last night and she ocean misted all over me.
Man must have been a mermaid
male ejaculate produced from masturbation.
Sweetheart, I'm so sorry I got fist mist on your slippers! I didn't realize you kept them so close to the bed.
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