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When you rent a from Redbox you're pretty sure will suck but theres nothing else so you rent it anyway.
” I knew The Lincoln Lawyer would suck but it was that or Lemmity Snicket, I made a Redbox mistake”
did you know logan paul, the sore loser's brother jake paul is a big mistake
doesn't everyone know
1. Telling somebody that you cooked your boyfriend/male friend a steak.
2. To mess up by accident
3. To incorrectly cook or screw up a steak dinner.
*(saying 'MADE-A-MISTAKE' fast, sounds like 'MADE-HIM-A-STEAK')<
1. Carmen: "Ey Girl! What the hell'd you do for your boyfriend this Valentine's Day?" Vivian: "Oh! He hasn't told you yet... I made-a-mistake.
2. God must have made-a-mistake when he created the creature that is you!
3. By turning up the oven to a scorching 575°F I made-a-mistake and ruined my boyfriends' Valentine's dinner.
*Misteak= the noun version.
When your high as shit and you start making mistakes in conversations or your actions such as putting the milk in the pantry and the cereal in the fridge.
Person 1: Bro I cant believe it’s already the end of December.
Person 2: Fym, its December 4th bro.
Person 1: Oh shit my bad, I meant the end of the year, just another baked mistake.
When giving birth the father cuts the umbilical cord with his teeth, also accidentally biting off some of the child's penis.
Friend 1: dude bobs dick is so small!
Friend 2: hey man give him a break I hear he was a mississippi mistake, it's not his fault!
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slang term used for the city of Cleveland , OH .
We went over to mistake on the lake to hit up the rock and roll hall of fame .
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n. a combination of pain in the ass and mistake. sometimes an occurrence is a pain in the ass but was still worth the time and effort involved. a mistake in the ass is not one of these occurrences.
after i got done at work, it took me an hour to drive through rush hour traffic so i could vote before the polls closed. that was sure a mistake in the ass.
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