Redbox

A red colored box that rents DVDs via self-service kiosks. It usually locates in some McDonalds or grocery stores.

The rental is simple. One dollar per night plus taxes and no late fees. The longer you keep the more you pay. You can hold on to the DVD(s) up to 25 days. After that, the DVD is yours. You must pay with credit card and no debit cards, prepaid cards, phone cards, cash, check, or whatever you think that worth money.

Steve: Yo, I gotta go return this movie back to Redbox.

Seth: Go before McDonald closes.

Steve: What happens if they closed it before I got there?

Seth: You either find another store that have a Redbox or you're fucked.

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Redbox

A female who is used for one night and returned the next day, similar to renting a $1 DVD from Redbox.

"Did you hook up with that chick last night?"

"Yeah"

"Are you gonna keep hittin' that?"

"Nah, she was just a Redbox"

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Redbox

A Native American Rent-A-Vag service.

Man 1: "Hey, I'm going to the Redbox kiosk, be back in a bit."

Man 2: "Oh man, that's tomahawesome! I hear you can select from six different tribes!"

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Redbox

The state of being in menstruation.

Person 1: "Hey bae, Netflix and chill tonight?
Person 2: "No, I'm redboxing right now."

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Redbox

The name given to a girl who allows herself to be fingered or fucked while on her period. In some case she leaves traces of blood on her partners fingers and/or penis (i.e.- initials J.C.)

J.C., what's on your fingers? I don't know. Oh shit, the damn Redbox struck again.

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Redbox

A small carefully conceled leather box(usualy zippered) containing various ointments, dildos, vibrators, bdsm gear, cock rings, porn, mental, physical, metaphoricle sexual stimulents, and every other conceivable sexual object with(or without) misleading shapes.

I plunged into the Redbox and came out with 34 different types of STDs and 76 different types of cancers, all featured in multiple colors.

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redbox it

The process of renting a movie from the automated movie rental store otherwise know as Redbox.

Hey, have you seen Dark Night yet?
No.

Let's redbox it!

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