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A phrase used as an exclamation of surprise
Steven: Holy cow that cow is big
Gab: Holy Moses your right!
The lead singer of the christian-rock group Flyeaf. As a child, Lacey suffered from severe depression, and got into drugs. She moved out of her mother's small house into her grandparents' larger one, where she realized that neither having money nor being poor made her happy. She contemplated suicide, but shortly after, her grandmother dragged her to their local church, where the preacher told her that God could save her, and take away her pain. She agreed to try it out. Lacey also had a throat tumor, and after praying to God, the tumor misteriously disappeared, something her doctors could never explain. With her renewed faith, Lacey and a few other musicians started the band Flyleaf, which came out with their self-titled debut album in 2005. It rocks, but they're basically living off of it and really need to come out with some new stuff.
Lacey Mosely was saved by God, but her music is still freaking amazing!
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Having rough sex with a girl on her period. As if you are parting the red sea.
Debbie: Did you guys get it on after the movie last night?
Samantha: Yeah, I'm on my period but he gave me a Rowdy Moses.
This that victory dance when you are alone and no one's looking.
You can do whatever the fuck you feel like doing, that's the Moses twist.
After calling some hussies and lining up a root for the night I busted the Moses twist, got dressed, and went out 2 hit that shit.
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Someone who has an uncanny ability to clear a path through massive amounts of people in any hallway. This person is usually accompanied by any combination of bad attitude, bad odor, or clinical obesity.
Kid 1: Man, you see that guy Ryan over there?
Kid 2: Yeah, i wouldn't want to get in his way, he's a regular hallway moses.
The act of giving a blow job while wearing safety goggles resembling former NBA star Moses Malone while the receiver is on the toilet taking a shit.
She opened the bathroom door while I was taking a shit and offered to give me a blumkin, I handed her som goggles and requested a Moses Malone instead.
A quick check around for any person or persons of a racial minority before making a racist joke.
Guy1:"OMG I heard an awesome joke, right. 2 black guys walked into a bar and"
Guy2:"Wait man, Moses check first."
Guy1:"Oh shit yeah, better had."
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