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Man from Nantucket

A male human being from Nantucket, Maine.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
who had one so long he could suck it,
one day he said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
I don't have to wash my outy in a bucket!

by Shelly Bozdog June 24, 2006

185๐Ÿ‘ 1190๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nantucket Sleigh Ride

Amateurs. A Nantucket Sleigh Ride is when you lay your special lady face down naked. You take her by her hair and slip the heels of your fit into her arm pits You then drop down on her going deuce hole. You then hang on and enjoy the ride. Properly performed it will bring back childhood memories of taking your flexible flyer down a hill of fresh powder.

nantucket sleigh ride
sleigh ride
sexual position
new england
whaling

by Emo2 February 15, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


nantucket sleigh ride

sex with cat meat

Filling your partners sex orifices with cheap cat meat...which was usually off cuts of whale meat..Then performining doggy style sex whilst holding her head back via a collar arround their neck.
Alternatively....open a can of cat meat..ensuring the sides are not sharp.
Slide your stiff rod in and fuck as usual..known as an alternative nantucket sleigh ride.

by ulrich von lichtenstein February 5, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž


There once was a man from Nantucket.

There once was a man from Nantucket. Whose dick was so long he could suck it. While wearing a grin and wiping his chin if the roof had a cunt, he'd fuck it.

There once was a man from Nantucket. (Explained)

A man who was born and raised within the confines of the isle Nantucket which is located in Massachusetts. Was aware of his spectacular endowment and so therefore felt ambiguous enough to want to fuck his own ceiling whilst imagining it had a vagina to do so.

By,Mikelly.

by moekatoek March 23, 2021

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Man from Nantucket

There once was aman from Nantucket

Who's dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin

While wiping her chin

You know I'm the king you fucking love it.

Jesus whose kid is this!!!! I would never put myself to work. Your mouth is better.

I'm the old man from Nantucket, bitches. You know the legend so who's first. They call me buckets of fun.

by Lordprettyflackobobby November 13, 2017

21๐Ÿ‘ 336๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel

Masturbating outside. It is usually performed in a tent or a gazebo-like structure.

"I'll be right in dear! I'm just cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel!

by Wet-Mice June 13, 2011


Nantucket high

A bunch of inbreads that think they are good at sports but truly they arent

Person 1: Hey have you heard about Nantucket high
Person 2: ew what a bunch of inbread fucks

by Fuck harvard April 2, 2018