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1) The largest cock in the world, a huge dick with a giant pair of balls hanging down from it.
2) A dick with a blonde wig made of mustard spread on top of it.
I accidentally caught a glance at that losers golden wang in the shower, my Swedish Nigel puts him to shame.
Involving necrophilia, the Filthy Nigel involves digging up a fresh grave and extracting the lungs from the corpse (only on any Thursday of the month). Then you take a shit in the lungs (hopefully they haven't decayed too much). After the lungs are filled with shit, the tubes are used as a sexual orifice, filling the lungs with semen in addition to shit.
If you feel sick while performing the Filthy Nigel, simply use the lungs. After everything is completed, bake the lungs at 350 degrees fahrenheit for a day and a half, and enjoy!
"That Filthy Nigel made out of Sarah's mom was delicious! Better than any kind of Haggis I've ever tried."
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the whitest black kid ever who is huge and has a blackbelt in karate yet is scared of little white kids. from robbinsville new jersey. also has flat feet.
person 1: hey i saw nigel blackfoot today
person 2: ooh that sucks... did he have flat feet?
person 1: yes, and hes black
person 2: whoa
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Nigel uno is our sacred leader. We must protect him at ALL COSTS. He makes my bad days good and my good days HORRIFIC...-ly good. He is your brother. He is your god. Praise him! Think of him when you go to sleep. NEVER say his name in vain. He is only for the strong-willed. Hold him close to your heart.
Thomes- "Did you praise Nigel Uno last night?"
Potatoluz- "No."
Potatoluz- *DIES*
A derogatory term for a male of the homosexual persuassion.
Al: Hey Chev you big silly, can you pick me up some vaseline from the store?
Chev: Fuck me, looks like we got ourselves a right Sausage Nigel 'ere!
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