Nigelling

An effect exhibited in overcrowded offices, where nigellated individuals, who are not important enough to have desks, are forced to sit in the gaps between other people's chairs in the office, taking up a portion of the two neighboring desks, and invading the rightful desk space of those persons.

Kev: "Why is that retarded n00b nigel sitting so close to Tom?

Dan: "There are too many people in this office, just look - extensive nigelling in every area, not just next to Tom"

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Nigeled

When fuck things up so bad that you can't figure out WTF you did. Then get frustrated with world!

Damn I have been Nigeled and Now I hate you.

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Nigelitis

An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.

Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>

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nigelated

When you do something by yourself. The art of being a nigel.

Alex: Hey, where are you? *on the phone*
Me: I'm studying in the library bro.
Alex: Ahh, is anyone else with you?
Me: Nah. I'm totally nigelated man. :(
Alex: Haha you nigel!!

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nigelle

Compassionate. Friendly but sometimes bully. Has difficulty in expressing her feelings vocally. Hates confontations. Willing to sacrifice everything for love. Masochist.

You are such a nigelle

nigellated

To be excluded from a group

I believe it came from Australia
Often used by young people in US to mean someone is/was excluded from a group usually as soft punishment

He's been so nigellated, he never even asks to go with us anymore.

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NIGEL

A NIGEL (usually written in capital letters) is a name for a person who is unbelievably fantastic that everyone should know or already knows about that person.
A NIGEL AFFECT (once again, written in capitals) is the name for a particular person who is unbelievably fantastic AND can win against anyone at anything.

"Whoa! You're just like a NIGEL!"
"I think you have a NIGEL AFFECT!"

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