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nissan patrol gq

The most beastly of all 4x4 trucks in Australia, great pulling power for getting land cruisers out of trouble.

Hey can you help me get my cruiser out since you have a Nissan Patrol GQ?

by Leoj2000 January 24, 2018

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


nissan gtr r32

godzilla

i love the nissan gtr r32

by little hotwheels October 29, 2022


Nissan Micra

A car that just about every elderly person has driven at some point in their life. Do NOT, under any circumstances, buy a Nissan Micra if you want all your friends to love you forever and you still want to get laid.

My grandmother drives a Nissan Micra. It's a piece of garbage.

by thecargeek09 July 5, 2017

1πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Nissan Skyline GTR

The king of the imports.
Here's why:
Fast
Looks amazing
very tough to customize to the point of rice.
Makes all Civic 'tuners' *cough*ricers*cough* with their 'mad tyte whips' shake in their shoes.

up until the current model, Skylines had to be grey-imported to the US and modified by Motorex to meet safety/emission standards. that company shut down when the head was indicted on kidnapping charges. any Skylines (Pre-R35) you see will be either kit cars or Motorex.

now the age old question.
WILL A SKYLINE BEAT A CORVETTE.
probably not. definately not in a straight drag race because, having FWD (or 4WD), they wont have as much momentum on the launch as the RWD Corvette.
also, the Vette probably handles/accelerates better. but until an expert compares them, we will never know.

Nissan Skyline GTR is an awesome car but the Vette is better, the Z06 is much better, and the ZR1 pwns all

by unertay ylineskay August 3, 2009

39πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


Nissan Skyline R34

the fastest jap car out there, it could prolly woop a lame ass supra but definitly not a vette- maybe a stang cus fords suck but there is no contest vs. Corvette

50 cent: damn that jap supra is mad wack

me: fashow

50 cent: but dat Nissan Skyline is pretty tite dawg

me: yea u know it fifty... dacow

by Anonymous April 26, 2003

36πŸ‘ 143πŸ‘Ž


Nissan Pulsar N15 SSS

People say Nissan's prime was in its 90s and early 2000s and they couldn't be more spot on. The Nissan Pulsar is a well-known car in the car community, it may not stand out in its looks or performance but it is a lot of fun to drive, with the mighty SR20 engine it is a very reliable car that won't let you down. These cars are becoming more scarce as some owners tend to get carried away and thrashing these cars, eventually ending up on Facebook marketplace car wreakers. To the average person, this car is an absolute shit box meanwhile they buy a shit unreliable car that they paid way too much for and have the driving skills of a 10 year old. Once you get a Pulsar you never go back and that's a fact. Yeah sure "your car isnt safe you're gonna die if you crash" this could be more wrong. I have witnessed a pulsar take on a semi-trailer and it held up excellent...... until it got written off. Unlike todays cars Nissans/ all cars made before 2010 actually have a personality and are enjoyable to drive. As I've been in both manual and auto I can say that in my opinion, Manuel is way more fun to drive but since you live in Sydney have fun shifting from first to second as everywhere its a traffic jam, Also don't ruin these cars with over the top mods u idiots keep it simple. For the NEW rating of this car safety is a 3/5, boosting is 5/5, and vibEs 5/5 on the p plate scale this car gets a 13/15 falling in the category of cool car bro.

'wtf is that" says fellow nonce
"why of cause its my Nissan Pulsar N15 SSS" says local legend

by smailliw nehs July 1, 2022


Nissan Maxima Red Wings

Picking up a butterface at a house party but being embarrassed to be seen by by your buddies, so you take her outside on the downlow to bang her in your car only to too late realize that she was on her period and bled all over the interior of your Nissan Maxima... thus earning your new car it’s Red Wings

No way I am calling Shot Gun in Jo’s car. It just recently earned it’s Nissan Maxima Red Wings. Couldn’t Shout that out if you tried..

by ToiletSoldiers April 8, 2020

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