Butter Skips

That greasy, warm buttery feeling between the butt cheeks when you skip to the bathroom for a wipe after sharting yourself.

Frank left this cubicle with the butter skips.

All that boiled cabbage last night gave me the butter skips today.

Skipping States

When you catch a criminal charge and start crossing states so the cops can't catch ya.

I caught a murder charge so I had to start skipping states.

Quin Skip

A universal Speedrun strategy developed by YouTuber and Videogame extaordinaire, QuinBoBin.

The Quin Skip is applicable to any type of Speedrun at any moment, even unofficial or unremarkable Speedruns.

Instances of The Quin Skip have been primarily observed in, but are not limited to, the following titles:
"Super Mario Odyssey,"

"Kirby and the Forgotten Land,"

and various sections of the "Legend of Zelda" series.

Yo! Brian just took 13 seconds off his best time by jumping across that bridge! He took the Quin Skip!

skip dick

Skip dick is when one's penis smells like the brand of crisps "Skips"

Jane: Wow Michael had really bad skip dick last night, might have to break up with him.
John: Hahahahaha that is grim blad

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skip town

1. To quickly leave a city/neighborhood when confronted with a hostile situation.

2. To avoid a rival gang or enemy by leaving a city/neighborhood unannounced.

3. To move to another city/neighborhood when your house/crib gets shot up by a rival gang.

Yo Dawg! Tyrese just got out of Prison! You best skip town guy!

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skip song

A song that you frequently skip; Any song that you press "Next" whenever it comes on

John: Why do you have all these crappy songs? They're just skip songs.
Billy: I dont know...I will delete them now.

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jenny skip

To lift ones leg up high enough to the point that you are able to knock a person out with one kick to the head.

When I see this chick who stole my man, she's getting a Jenny skip at first site.