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Hey peter the pedo don't touch my big long penis
a penis is what a trangender has and what someone with no bitchs dosn't have
yo mom how did u give birth to me when u have a penis
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You are a six year old typing this
Kid: lets type penis on urban dictionary
Principal: the fuck is wrong with you
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what you hear when someone plays the penis game
I was at a walmart and I heard someone shouting "penis Penis Penis! PENIS PENIS! PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!!"
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Because of having these, males use them as an excuse to watch sport instead of chick-flicks, buy beer instead of nice wine and not ring when they say they are going to.
Sally: "Call me tomorrow!"
Bob: "Ok"
Next day...
Bob: remembers he has a penis, does not call Sally.
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