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So Near Yet So Far....

When your head ends up between a girl's legs, or her head between yours and you wish so hard those jeans weren't there.... (Or vice Versa)

B.N - Dude! Did you see Neil last night! Jude was sitting with her head between his legs!
D.R - Yeah, you could see by his face he was So Near Yet So Far....

by D.D.R February 20, 2012

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Did the Drake vocals come in yet?

Sencence used by the annoying DJ Khaled, to which he asks the question of whether Drake's vocals have came for a new track he will be producing.

DJ Khaled: Honey!, Honey, Honey!, "DID THE DRAKE VOCALS COME IN YET????"
Nicole Tuck: "Khaled shut the fuck up.."
DJ Khaled: "Do you love me?"
DJ Khaled: "Why you tripping?"

OR
DJ Khaled: Asahd!,"DID THE DRAKE VOCALS COME IN YET????"
Ashad Khaled Thinking:"What the fuck is this fat fuck on about bruh?"

by DJ Jonatron April 6, 2017

25πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Have you called Jenny yet?

What you say to fat people.

Fatty-Hey
Person-uh.. Have you called Jenny yet?

Joke- Yo Momma is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

by YeahBro January 29, 2009

17πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Fuck If i know yet

It’s when you die because you at to many tide pods after hanging out with the hoes but it’s ok because you are in a game and you just respawn, so to sum this up go fall in a hole and fuck the moon, thank you and good night

The word being defined is fuck if I know yet which mean I’m board

by Your big old fat mommy March 28, 2018

4πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


The most gayest yet straightest person

Mariah Brooks, period!! She is the most gayest yet straight person you will ever meet. She might be weird but we love her.

When using the statement β€œthe most gayest yet straightest person” it should be told with kindness towards Mariah Brooks!!

by ya_girl_riri November 18, 2020


Not yet i'm too tired

When your to tired to get out of bed

" Not yet I'm too tired ,I'm not getting out of bed john."

by cape hatrack August 15, 2022

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Have you played helltaker yet?

Have you played helltaker yet? Is when someone questions your faith in Satan, when someone says this it implies that they are trying to force an certain answer out of you

Random Kid: β€œWalks up to you” Heyy have you played helltaker yet? β€œWhile pretending to hold a desert eagle”

by December 9, 2020

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž