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The next president of the United States. Barack Obama represents what is right in America, he keeps our dreams alive even in these tought times. Obama kicks ass, Hillary's ass, Mc Cain's ass, and all the assholes in Washington.
Hillary's been Obama'd in the Democratic Primary.
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Ever since Obama got elected more people have been smiling
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A general feeling of euphoria in the human body, most often experienced after a traumatic event is over and change is on its way. Do not be fooled by regular euphoria, having an Obama occurs only after the most extreme events.
Citizens of the USA all had a feeling of Obama after Barack won his first term as president.
I had an extreme case of Obama after I took a huge shit.
While I was pounding the shit out of her ass, we both experienced an Obama as we experienced simultaneous orgasms.
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A word, which can be a noun or a verb, to mean change, or improvement. To make something better. Or to be a change, or an improvement.
verb: to fix, to change, to improve
noun: change, fix, improvement
verb:
to fix: The plumber tried to obama the toilet.
to change: When passing another car, you should use your blinker before you obama lanes.
to improve: If you have poor vision, wearing glasses will obama your eyesight.
noun:
fix: A drug addict can't wait until his/her next obama.
change: Do you have obama for this $100 bill?
improvement: What was that sitcom in the '90s with Tim Allen? He played the host of a show called Tool Time with Al, who always said, "I don't think so Tim." Oh yeah, was it called Home Obama?
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A person, who is widely acknowledge in his or her thoughts, or words of change in a time of need.
"You can always count on our Obama when things get tough!"
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A person who can change the world.
Obama is our only hope and can make a difference in our everyday lives.
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1. A Howdy-Doody puppet dipped in shit.
2. An absolutely zero-experience Curious George look-alike who, if elected, will provide America with a way to see monkeys perform without having to go to the zoo or the circus.
3. Provides White America with a way to express regret for slavery and attempt to appease the likes of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.
4. A slick, say-anything-to-get-elected politician who regularly attended the Trinity United Church of Christ for over 20 years and just now resigned his membership. Wants America to believe that he never looked up to or followed the teachings of the Reverends Jeremiah Wright and Michael Pfelger and that he never actually listened to their sermons.
5. Another lyin' ass piece of shit politician.
Informed voter: "Mr. Obama, Is it true that you attended Trinity United Church for over two decades but never actually listened to the sermons or considered the pastors to be preaching hatred and racial division?"
Obama: "Yes. Pastors Wright and Pfelger were never my spiritual mentors."
Informed voter: "You are about a lyin' motherfucker!"
Obama: :(
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