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Similar to Mr. Wilson of the popular Dennis The Menace series, though with a hint of Mr. Magoo. Grumpy and bumbling, usually always gets his "come-uppens'"
Old Man Jenkins was chasing after the neighbor's bratty 7 year old kid but slipped on a banana peel just as he was about to grab the kid.
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A man--usually over 50, but not always--who thinks he knows everything, and loves to talk at length about anything. It is futile to try to interrupt or correct him. While he claims to know everything, he is unable to take care of himself--can't cook a meal, has to ask his wife his underwear or shoe size, doesn't know how to clean a toilet or operate a washing machine.
Dad is such an old man baby! At dinner last night he spent 20 minutes expounding on the virtues of investing in silver, then when it was time for dessert he had to ask mom which kind of ice cream he liked.
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A creepy old man who rapes and ejaculates on people who live in unheated homes in the winter. Characterized by an icicle dick and two large snow balls. On walks to school or work he is the one blowing his load on your exposed skin. He has no mercy and is a rat bastard.
-Dude, I put on as many layers as possible but old man winter some how got through to my ass and had his way with me.
-That's nothing dude. I woke up this morning and he'd blown his load on my face and there wasn't enough hot water in the tank to shower it all off.
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1. A perverted old man living in his mother's basement. He does not have the decency to take a clean shower and spends his worthless days watching pr0n and browsing 4chan. He often tried to fit with the nerds on the internet by attempting to stay "hip" and "fresh".
2. A pedophile above the age of 65.
3. Your dad.
John: This guy wants to add me on Facebook, but he 72 years old!
Mary: It's probably some horny old man. Ignore him.
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An exclamation used to yell at slow drivers.
"That stupid fool is going 20 in a 35 zone."
(Pumping fist in the air)
"You Old Man!!! Arrrrggh!!"
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When an older person outclasses their (generally) younger opponents in sports with their knowledge of the game to compensate for their diminished athleticism.
Can't believe Uncle Herb scored 40 on us... he's got that old man game for sure.
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White tennis shoes, that men like to wear with blue jeans, slacks, or shorts. Often times with white tube socks.
Look at that guy! He looks really awesome in those “old man shoes”.
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