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After drinking a few, you easily fall asleep only to wake up several hours later, wide awake and unable to return to sleep. The booze has upset your sleep cycle, similar to international or cross time-zone travel.
You: Dude, I had killer Booze-lag last night! I passed out after those margaritas at 9:30pm only to wake up with a vengeance at midnight. Too bad I have this presentation today and I'm wrecked...
The instance of feeling that you have been somewhere before or met a certain person, only to realize that you were black-out drunk at the time.
Eddie: "I think I've been here before...this looks familiar."
Steve: "Dude, when would you have been in a strip mall in Tijuana?"
Eddie: "I think on my birthday."
Steve: "Ohh, you must have deja booze."
When a man has consumed so much alcohol that he cannot obtain a erection in the appropriate situations.
"Yo dude, I was going to fuck her, but then I realized I had booze penis from all that alcohol we drank."
"Shit man, I'm so drunk I can't get it up. I have booze penis."
A nap to recharge before hitting the bar; a disco nap.
"I'll meet you there at ten, but first I need a booze snooze."
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One who is in tune with the alcohol Drinking Force.
The most noteable Booze Jedi's are:
I) O'Beerwon Kenobi
II) Heineken Skywalker
III) Quaigon Gin
IV) Darth "Single" Maul-t
V) Irish Soda Yoda
VI) Darth Sudsious
At a Frat Party....
O'Beerwon Kenobi: "Did you see the knockers on the chick from Pi Theta Gamma?";
Heineken Skywalker: "Yeah man! I gave her the old Booze Jedi mind trick last night if you know what I mean, HA HA"
Irish Soda Yoda: "Run the Train on her we should!"
Quaigon Gin; Darth "Single" Maul-t; Darth Sudsious: "Hell Yeah!"
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1. (n) A variation of booze hound. An individual who is consistently imparied by copious and persistant alcohol consumption, to the point that their judgement degrades to the sophistication of a jackass.
2. (n) A semi-functioning individual who's alcohol consuption has relegated him to the trash heap of society. Quite often found cooking low-quality meals in neighbourhood pubs.
"Mike, why the fuck did my Eggs Benny take 45 minutes to get to my table?"
"The kitchen got hit bad - total whiteout, man! They shit the bed on an easy order at the beginning and it was all downhill from there. What do you expect, with unemployment so low, it's no wonder we can't hire anyone other than fucking booze donkeys!"
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When you are so inebriated that you cannot feel the cold.
Lisa: It is fucking cold
Alex: Drink up and get your booze coat on then you wont feel a thing.
After a bottle of Wild Turkey
Lisa: *strips off* lets go swimming :D
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