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noune, the. A rather abstract idea, also called the fourth dimension. Unlike other shortages, a lack of time tends to be welcome for anyone who is not lacking it as the person who is short of time cannot find the time to annoy the people with enough time all the time. However, excess demand can be eliminated by taxing time, so it becomes more expensive and people must spend time wondering how much they want to spend on their time, which costs them time incl. the time tax.
I spend rather a lot of time on thinking about time, its definition and why the fourth dimension cannot be chocolate cheese cake!
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Any action between a guy or a girl that involves flirting or sexual references.
Zach: I was talkin to ashley last night and she told me the color of her underwear and said she wanted me to finger her. Geoff: Thats time man, thats time.
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A concept album by Electric Light Orchestra, released in 1981.
I met someone who looks a lot like you,
She does the things you do, but she is an IBM
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*New York Times. A newspaper company now recognized for being a bunch of liars.
*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.
MICHAEL MOORE : "Yeah my Farenheit 9/11 movie was made through all this research *blah blah blah* I was even reading the times and *blah blah blah*."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"
"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."
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1. a bitch in real life
2. similar to an entire redwood tree up your ass.
3. scientific bullshit used to screw the working class over.
1. damn, i had to work overtime at three, the only time that hot swedish chick wanted to fuck.
2. i lost all that time in prison.
3. time is calculated by blah x blah - blah / blah x blah2 - blah x blah - sq rt of BLAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! FUCK!!!
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Something our lord and savior daddy rage has made a thing. Basically when somebody is balling out or bein dat nigga. Friendly reminder to pray to lord rage and Grunt Lives Matter 🗣
They way flight was clapping his tight little bussy on rages fat humungocock showed us he was on timing
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