beer

"liquid bread", european origin. is served to any meal on demand (exception:usa)
good beer needs to be brewed according to an ancient german brewery law from 1516 a.d.
bad "beer" isnt allowed to be sold under the name "beer" in germany and has fewer quality than superior german beer.(alcoholic percentage is also different: americanlite"beer" mostly has about 2% of alcohol, normal german beer has a standard of at least 4.8% percent)
in may special beer is sold with a percentage of about 8%.

i´m hungry! do you have beer?

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beer

A song by American ska-punkers Reel Big Fish. A song about getting over past loves and moving, with the help of the western hemispheres favourite drink.

She called me late last night, to say she loved me so
It didn't matter anymore, but I say she never cared
And that she never will, I'd do it all again
I guess I'll have to wait until then
If i get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
If you're drinkin' well, you know
That you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer
She called me late last night, to say she loved me
So..? but I guess he changed her mind
Well i should have known it wouldn't be
All right, but I can't live without her
So i won't even try...
Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell
Said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell!
If i get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
(And she said)
It's ok boy cause you know
We'll be good friends
And I say, I think I'll have myself a beer

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Beer

1)An alcoholic drink that many people find appealing and tasty; myself, I can't stand the shit. Used to cause mild-extreme intoxication, ugly people to have sex, and white guys to dance, at least seemingly well. 2)A word used to describe a confusing/disturbing statement or situation:

Person 1: 'Dude, I scored tickets to the Britney Spears concert!!'

Person 2: 'Beer?'

(Say with Australian accent for best effect)

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Beer

The reason I wake up in the morning, and the reason i pass out at night.

STFU and drink some beer!!

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Beer

a Facebook code "I`m a woman that wishes she was single"

see Whisky
Gin
Tequila
Rum
Champagne
Redbull
Beer
Sprite

on facebook:
Sarah: Beer!
Jane: what does that mean?
Sarah: I'll explain later.
Richard: can you explain to me too?
Sarah: no, its an inside Girl thing.

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Beer

Also know as brew. A liquid more necessary than blood, makes everything more interesting and adds meaning to life.

Another shot, another beer is all that I have planned

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Beer

helping ugly people have sex.

after sex, i'd like to honor my beer by shoving one in my partner's ass

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