The Crisco Sleeve

Lubing up your entire arm with crisco shortening, from fingers to shoulder, for the deepest intestinal fisting humanly possible.

See also The Crisco Glove for those that can’t take a full sleeve.

I knew my rectum was in for a beating when I came home and saw the jar of crisco and Frank’s arm prepped with the crisco sleeve.

We tried the crisco sleeve last night. I thought his arm was going to come out my throat. He made it to the middle of his bicep before I had to let loose with the safe word. What a gape.

meat sleeve

A woman. Or a woman's vagina.

Take a look at that sloppy meat sleeve over yonder.

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Cereal Sleeves

When somebody is being a huge tool and or pissing you off for no apparent reason.

This guy in front of me in line wont get off the phone, he is being a huge cereal sleeves.

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Wizards Sleeve

Term for a rather slack vagina. (After childbirth, lots of sexual partners etc)

I went out with this chick and she was great but she had a pussy like a Wizards Sleeve.

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dick sleeve

A convenient place to store one's cock. A whore.

Good thing Tracey came around. I needed a good dick sleeve.

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wizard's sleeves

Large, flappy vaginal lips. Look like a Wizard's sleeves

That ho's wizard's sleeves were dangling down by her ankles, dude!

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cut sleeve

Gay, it means gay

Person A: are those two guys making out
Person B: yeah their cut sleeves

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