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It's a secret word for boys. You use it when you have to say Jerkoff
Friend: Do you want to do something later?
You: No, I got a One hand date
One Hand Date Verb. It's another way to say "Jerkoff". It is mainly used by boys/men.
Friend: Do you wanna do something today?
You: no, sorry. I've got a One hand Date. ;D
Friend: Ok
Masturbate; Masturbation; Tossing off; Wackin off; Jerkin off; Beating your meat.
Guy 1: "Pamela Anderson is so smokin' hot."
Guy 2: "I'm going to have to do some one handed research on her."
Using one hand to scroll through pornography on Tumblr while using the other hand to manually stimulate the genitals.
The One-Handed Tumble is my favorite way to unwind before bedtime.
Knowing something before it occurs.
I knew we were going to win because I could already hear the sound of one hand clapping.
A technique used by elf fairies in medieval story books, in which a magic powder from shredded butterfly wings was used to cause death by ejaculation. The substance turns from a creamy substance to a super glue-like substance. Combined with the rapid twisting motion, the penis essentially turns to dust.
Sir Robert was tragically lured in by the seductive elf fairy Kara, and died as a result of a perfectly executed one-handed butterfly twist. There was nothing left of his penis.