dave ped

A fake rumor on the internet about this man that would pretend to kidnap zonuts and eat them, and knowing that zoe lavernes fandom is mostly 9 year olds, they were all scared lmao

Zonut 1: omg have you heard about Dave ped
Zonut 2: No, why?
Zonut 1: he wants to kidnap me

Pedding

Any personal motive of transportation where one's feet are the primary source of propulsion. Encompassing walking, skateboarding, bicycling, jogging, uni-cycling, etc.

"Now just imagine if everyone did that while pedding along."

peds on e

Used by many drill rappers in the UK, meaning that a moped has no gas. Theyre implying that theyve been driving on the rival gangs block on a moped until its gone empty

#BundaStrip J2Splashy: The peds on e bro, lets go on foot

#BundaStrip K10: Sn bro

Ped socks

Very low cut running socks.

Commonly used to be worn with Sneakers.
Look absolutely dumb on guys but incredibly sexy on some girls.

„Look at Kaity! Her feet look soo sexy with these Ped socks“.

Ped

A type of act that makes a gratifing sansation at the end of the action.

Person1: Thanks for teeling to ban fuckyourmommy36.
Person2: I told you it would be ped.
fuckyourmommy36: i'm still here dumbasses

PEDs

Not to be confused with steroids and such, PEDs are the savior for any college student (i.e. cocaine, adderall, ritalin, concerta, and vyvanse)

I felt exhausted halfway through a party so me and my friend popped and railed some PEDs to keep the night going.

Ped

Synonym for feces, more accurately "shit"

I just stepped in dog ped!

This situation is completely ped

Stop being ped