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When the shelves at a grocery run out of peter pan peanutbutter.
What do you mean there's a Peter pan peanutbutter alert!!!!!
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A similar event to Emergency Meeting, hosted by Andrew and Tristan Tate. It is a meeting that is casual in setting but serious in topic.
"I'm going to gather the five most perspicacious and indefatigable men I know and hold a Peter Pan Peanutbutter Alert to discuss the future of society whilst smoking cigars"
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A middle aged fuck boy; a fuck boy who never grew up.
"he's my bosses son, he has a playboy life style even though hes a grown ass man in his 30's"
"Damn, thats the worst. Hes the peter pan of fuck boys"
An alternative statement to establish that you're going HAM. This phrase is used to refer to multiple levels of going hard, and plays on the Disney character's technique of "thinking happy thoughts". Once said person has declared they are "Peter panning dat shit" they must follow through with the action. The segment of the phrase "dat shit" refers to the action and can be established in context by the said person.
"Dude I'm feeling sick, I can't go out tonight."
"Just peter pan dat shit."
"So there's this girl at my work, she's super hot.."
"Bro, you can peter pan dat shit."
"I have a final due online tomorrow by midnight.."
"Well, you better peter pan dat shit."
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The act of remaining mentally as a child through adulthood.
My mom dates an idiot who acts like a 15 year old, therefore she acts like a 15 year old and does things like get dermal punches and talk about taints IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. She is suffering from PPS (Peter Pan Syndrome)
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Any movie exhibiting both mixed martial arts and flying people, as in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon," "House of Flying Daggers," "Forbidden Kingdom," "Hero," "Curse of the Golden Flower," and so on.
** In order to be truly Jackie Chan meets Peter Pan, the characters must defy gravity to a hilarious degree.
Bob: "Crouching dragon hidden... what? What the hell is that about?"
Joe: "It's like Jackie Chan meets Peter Pan. It's awesome. Just shut up and watch."
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The Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert is an alternate name for Salmonella poisoning.
Store Employee: Peter Pan Peanut Butter Has Been Pulled From The Shelves Due To A "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"
Tourettes Guy: What The Hell Do You Mean A "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"?
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