Pause-And-Wank

1.the act of pausing a movie at a section, or chapter that is sexually pleasing to the viewer and masturbating to whatever is paused on the screen.
2.the act of pausing a movie that is not intended to be sexual or pornographic( ex: The Little Mirmaid, The Cannonball Run, and Titanic)at a section the viewer DOES find sexual or pornographic and masturbating to what is on screen

"dude, when i was younger and i couldn't get my hands on porn, i used to Pause-And-Wank to my parent's copy of Titanic...you know, the part where rose is naked on the couch"

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norwegian pause

noun: during a conversation, you suddenly think of performing oral art on the woman you're speaking to; this only works if you are a woman

Birgit left a message on my norwegian machine and said, "Olga, i be tinky of ya"..." call me" there be a pause, i think she think to lick me.

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Meno-pause

A relapse of the brain from reading a mindless, pointless piece by Plato.
When one forgets entirely what they were doing from reading a redundant dialogue by Plato that does not give any definitive answer to the question asked in the piece.

I was sitting in Honors 111 as we discussed "Meno" by Plato. I was next to Camille and my mind went absolutely blank and I had no idea what happened for the last 10 minutes. I looked over to see her doodling a depiction of my shoe. She must be suffering from Meno-pause like I am.

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Turd Pause

When you go to the bathroom to #1 and the other stall is occupied but dead silent upon your arrival, pausing their #2 flow so you do not hear the demonic things they are capable of.

Girl 1: I just went to the bathroom and all of a sudden Alexandra was silent while I went #1. It was weird that she just sat there and listened to me pee. I knew it was her because of her shoes.
Girl 2: Yo, you totally caused a turd pause.

pause-to-talk

Pausing live television so you can have a conversation in the room without missing the show.

Amy uses pause-to-talk a lot during the show so she doesn't miss the conversation or the show.

pause the game

a parent that has no idea what the internet is and also could be apart of 9/11

pause the game

Pause challenge

A challenge where you say PAUSE to a random person and they can't move untill you say UNPAUSE also used in a horrible cringe video by morgz

Dude 1: hey man
Dude2:PAUSE
Dude 1's mind: damn it I forgot about the pause challenge