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During the act of any form of intercourse, one mate puts his hand inside his own anus, pulls out feces, and yells, "Peanut Butter Pirate!" and slaps the feces into the other mate's eye.
"I was with this girl, and I gave her the Peanut Butter Pirate.
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When you fill your vagina with peanut butter and your dog licks it out.
I had a jar of peanut butter and thought "why not give the dog a peanut butter canoe?" A dog treat if you will.
the spreading of the butt cheeks, and applying peanut butter in a painting motion.
Aaron, don't let my Golden Retriever close to you! I know your wife just gave you the Peanut Butter Paintbrush!
The term peanut butter approach reflects the idea that you will apply the same tactics to all aspects of a business. For instance, your business might need to cut 10% of its workforce. Under the peanut butter approach concept, you’d reduce your workforce evenly among different departments. Managers would be just as likely to be laid off as regular employees, and any department, productive or not, would lose 10% of its workers.
There are some inherent problems in the peanut butter approach if you apply the same tactics to all parts of a business. The company that simply reduces 10% of its workforce without considering that certain departments may need more workers because of greater productivity generally makes a mistake.
Another way that the peanut butter approach is mentioned in business is when companies give raises. Instead of determining raises on a merit-based system, some companies give the same raise percentage to all employees. This can have unfortunate consequences because it rewards employees that may not merit raises and at the same time may not encourage employees, who have worked very hard, to stay with a company.
It frequently is used by managers who cannot make decisions so they equally mete out criticism, punishment and/or praise to all whether it is merited or not. It is often a sign of weakness in a manager.
When looking at the budget cuts, we will apply a peanut butter approach and cut all housekeeper's hours evenly so there is no perceived favoritism. Even if we need longer hours on those shifts to clean the facilities, or those employees are better performers, it doesn't matter - we have to cut everyone exactly the same to avoid controversy.
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Peanut butter friday is when you have some "fun" with some peanut butter on any friday, no other days just friday.
Are you guys ready for peanut butter friday, its going to be so fun!
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You probably heard this on The Interview and laughed your a** off
He's motherfucking peanut butter and jealous
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Someone who loves peanut butter more than anything else in the world. Will eat any amount of peanut butter to satisfy their crazy craving for the stuff. Similar to a crackhead needing more crack.
Rosa, a peanut butter addict, loved peanut butter so much that she sold her car to buy a life time supply of peanut butter.
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