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housekeeping

Taking care of routine business that's needed to keep the house in a good, livable state

in other contexts, it refers to the mundane logistical work that keeps an operation running smoothly

Oh you know I was just doing some housekeeping, cleaning up the kitchen counter after last nights party

I helped stock the grocery store aisles, it's not a great assignment but hey someone has to do it

by ngicecream October 21, 2022


The Housekeeper

When you get done with sex and realize someone has left "chocolate" or "doodoo" on the pillow, just like a housekeeper at a hotel.

"Man, my girl pulled The Housekeeper last night when she used my pillow to put under her ass during sex."
"Did you Donkey Punch her?"
"Not this time..."

by thesloba May 1, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Housekeeping

(NOUN) Housekeeping

Defined as:
College Dorm Party.
Small, relatively closed and limited, party.

Ben: "Dude that was some sick housekeeping last night."

Nick: "For sure, but I mean no flip cup? Fuck that!"

by Nassafizzle May 8, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Housekeeping

The act of which one knocks the dust off some old pussy.

Grandma has been pretty moody lately, that bitch need some housekeeping.

by Qu33fy January 2, 2021

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


housekeeping

to kick all forms of ass.

Guy 1: "ok now im pissed"

Guy 2: "yeah, time for some housekeeping"
or

Psycho with Uzi: housekeeping? *tears down door*

by NocturnalTalon September 3, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


housekeeping

The wife getting the husband's house in a divorce settlement/contract.

My american wife finally decided to do a little housekeeping today.

The judge agreed the wife to housekeep her husband's home.

Joe's friend Hey Joe tell your wife to do some housekeeping, your house is a mess and of course you can't do it because you work 12 hours a day!
Joe Oh yeah uh after a little arguing with her, she finally did it. By the way, do you mind if I can stay at your place for a while?

by theasianamerican April 18, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Housekeeping

Sex with the missus

Where you been? I've been trying to call you for an hour.

Had to do a little housekeeping.

Hear that brother!

by Shuaman December 28, 2016

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž