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1: interjection; often used as a spurradic gleeish vocal outburst to express one's inner mentally challenged self being overloaded to the point of combusture, due to circumstances beyond their limited cranial capacitiy's control. See also RETARD ATTACK
2: interjection; meaningless taunt often used by one after one or more of the following criteria have been met:
1. Any of a variety of small plastic objects have been projected into a certain Puerto Rican's ceiling cooling unit (fan)
2. Any one person in the vicinity of a room away from the speaker of the phrase has been violated (usually anally) in male to male copulation (fucking) in an intimate manner for more than ten seconds. This may include the speaker as a reciever or giver of the copulation.
3. Someone's being a homo.
While Joey sits on the bed innocently, Jake throws bottles into the ceiling fan, while Ricky and Tupac intimately copulate onto eachother on the bed, Jeremiah runs around threatening to call all their parents, and Ghandi pees into empty coke bottles. Being too much for Joey to handle, he stands up, shits himself himself, and exclaims "SHIT PILGRIM!" while shaking violently.
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They were the girls that bullied the alternative kids a year ago, but now that it’s a trend they pretend they’ve always been alternative. Calls themselves alternative to distance themselves from being considered an egirl.
They believe they have underground taste in music when they listen to xxxTentacion and Billie Eilish.
They took a mental illness personality quiz so now they self diagnose as having BPD, Depression, Bipolar, Schizophrenia, ADHD and use it as an excuse to emotionally manipulate their friends.
They're girls that come from privileged backgrounds with a lot of potential, but choose to throw their life away young by doing reckless actions. They do drugs like xanax, weed, ecstasy, benadryl, etc and post about it on instagram or snapchat to look cool.
They’re the types of girls that lose their virginity in middle school, skip school and talk back to the teachers then get surprised when they don’t make it into Harvard.
(The term “Pilgrim Girl” was inspired by the song “Scott Pilgrim vs The World Ruined a Whole Generation of Women” by Negative XP)
Girl 1: “I’ve known Kendal since kindergarten and I met her parents. Ever since her breakup with Ethan in middle school, she’s been falling apart. She’s been posting about her doing drugs and talking about how much she hates her parents for gaslighting her.”
Girl 2: “Jeez, she’s become such a pilgrim girl.”
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When you feel defeated and sad because everyone else is acting crazy, though you should be happy as hell.
Dude, im going out with a cute high-schooler, but all my friends are freaking out and making me feel bad. IM really pilgrim-ish right now.
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(n) An individual lacking in color or pigment, a.k.a a white muthafucka
Ay yo Jermoe, I straight up robbed this pasty pilgrim for his benz and he cried like a bitch! Dumb crackah!
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One who goes on pilgrimages for penis
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1) A guy dressed as a guy from Panic! at the Disco who has a huge sack.
2) What happens when Thanksgiving meals turn your dad on.
Upon observing the bulge in my father's pants that November day, I knew he had a Pilgrim Boner.
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1) v. When you get high/ stoned/ blazed/ baked/ blitzed etc. on Thanksgiving Day so no one notices your extreme craving for food apart from anyone elses.
2) n. thanksgiving for "potheads" a good excuse for having the munchies
Dude, You wanna have Pilgrim's 420 at my place next year
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