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When your face becomes creased and furrowed in the pattern of the pillow or sheets that you were sleeping on, similar to the grill marks on barbecued food.
I didn't realize why everyone on the subway was giving me weird looks, until I saw that my face was still severely pillow grilled.
My lies about sleeping on the job were futile, as the pillow grill I was sporting was very damning.
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A person who constantly takes your pillow, that you yourself picked out, & switches it out with their shitty pillow that they picked out. They then proceed to act as if THEY picked out the good pillow, & you should take the shitty pillow.
Or, a person who has discarded a pillow because "I don't like it. It doesn't work." - Complaining Wife. Only to take it back, every night, after you (being the husband), rescued said pillow from a meaningless existence in the linen closet.
Quit being such a pillow dick.
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A zyn, ON!, or any other type of salt nicotine pouch.
person1: do you have any lip pillows?
person2: yeah! i got a double upper decker in right now!
That feeling that college students experience where they feel so exhausted that the idea of their face hitting their pillow sounds so utterly fantastic, it's almost sexual.
Oh dude, it's been such a long week. I've got pillow lust, and I've got it bad.
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A body pillow is a large pillow the size of the average male (Adolescent to Adult) that is designed for ones self to rest comfortably on.
Some of the ways it can be used is:
1) Order your body pillow on with a design on it of your favourite Anime character or whatever kind of fetish you are into.
2) Grab a drill and drill a hole in any location of the body pillow and insert whatever you feel like inserting in there.
3) Refer to 1 & 2
Roommate: Hey dude, what was in that box that showed up on our doorstep?
Me: Oh it was my Rem body pillow.
Roommate: Is that all?
Me: I grabbed my drill and Cornholed it if that's what you wanted to know.
Roommate: TMI.
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Ok I know body pillows often get stereotyped for appealing to sad lonely hearts but let's be honest, they are comfy as hecc and it improves your sleeping quality. You don't have to be lonely, heartbroken, or have some sort of kinky desire, any person could find body pillows beneficial.
Friend 1: What's in that huge box?
Friend 2: Oh that? It's a new body pillow that I bought.
Friend 1: Dang, you lonely?
Friend 2: What nah bruv, I just wanted to try it out. I mean, who doesn't love hugging soft squishy things while sleeping?
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Pete is such a pillow chaser. He can't get enough of the butt.