Pirated

The act of getting oneself drunk to the point of being incoherent.

This term may also be referred to as ownership.

I'm going to pirate your a$$.

I'm going to pirate my midterm tomorrow.

I got so pirated last night!

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pirate

A pirate, a thief of the sea, sails around in a boat theiving, killing and generally pissing off the Ninja (its natural enemy and the only being to be worthy enough of a pirate's hate) by being so much better than it.

Here is a list of pirate superpowers:

- The ability to heal flesh wounds in a secong *as illustrated in most cartoons/movies*

- The ability to morph either hand to a hook and back again instantaniusly

- The ability to kick a ninja's ass

- Sink small islands with their eyes

- Summon the flying spaggheti monster *yet only if the need is dier*

- Whoop anyones ass at halo

- Legally buy pirated dvds/cds/videos/music

- They are ALLOWED to run around without any clothes on fighting other sweaty men, its practically a law

- The ability to beat, not only ninjas, but yes, even SPIDERMAN!!

- Summon a troop of purple flying hippos to their aid in battle

For this reason and many more, i urge you all

BECOME PIRATES!!!!

unless your not col enuf to pull it off that is!

ME! Capn' Bonbon *Best pirate ever*
BLAH!

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/pirate

it's like /facepalm only you cover one eye instead of your whole face/forehead.

Teddy: lol, have you ever jizzed your pants while watching a horror movie?
Michael: I have.
Random Bystander: /pirate

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pirates

What the English are.

Pirates = theiving,lying,ill educated,invaders,drunken louts,liers,arrogant,hated by everyone.
yup! the English

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the pirate

when you are riding a girl from behind, you take out your cock, spit on her back, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin. the result is she will say "aaaaarr"

here is the pirate:
"oh that's good"
*hoch* *ptoo*
"what the f..."
*splat*
*gasp*
*kick*
"aaaarrrr"

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pirates

A major league baseball team from Pittsburgh, Pa.

"In 1992, when the Atlanta Braves stole the NLCS from the Pirates, Pittsburgh lost interest in baseball and Sid Bream Sucks!" "Barry Bonds started taking steroids after losing the NLCS for the Pirates."

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Pirating

A sex act. To kick your sexual partner in the shin and cum in him/her eye. Causing him/her to hop, hold eye and shout.

"dude, i so pirated that chick i picked up last night"
"huh? what the hell is pirating?"
"See above dude"

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