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Cheap designer imposter cologne, usually worn in excessive amounts.
1. If you like Ralph Lauren's "Polo" then you'll love Designer Imposter's "Bathroom Polo"
2. "Right now he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo." ~Carrie Underwood
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A game played in the a 30M pool with one goalie and 6 players. A mixture of wrestling, soccer and football. Above the water there are rules but below the water the moto is "anything the official doesn't see... is legal". One Must be tough for Water Polo.
Girl Water Polo Players are the sexiest athletic girls
Guy water Polo players are the Hottest and most ripped athletic guys
Guy 1: Are you going to watch the Girls Water polo game tonight?
Guy 2: Oh yeah! It's girls wrestling in water! Whats not to like?!?!?!?
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Exploring the urban jungle without accompaniment.
When I want a wing man, I'll let you know, bro, but tonight I'm solo polo.
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Game where when a guy sees a chick he thinks is hot he calls marco, if the rest of the guys with him agree they will call polo
Guy 1: Marco!
Guys 2-5: Polo!
Guy 1: Yo JJ this game is fucking awesome! Thanks for introducing us to the REAL marco polo
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Somone who has so much swag while wearing Polo.
He has so much polo swag, so much polo swag he might have a polo swag OD
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A game very similar to hockey, but played with sticks with foam on the end of them. Referred to by most guys as the "girly" sport when compared to hockey, real professionals know that pillo polo is actually more competative and you are much more prone to injuries.
Guy 1: hey man, they gave us a choice between hockey and pillo polo in gym today, I think I'm gonna pick hockey.
Guy 2: pussy.
Guy 1: WHAT? hockey is the manly sport.
Guy 2: No way, the other day in pillo polo Brian broke THREE FINGERS!
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Trying to move disinfectant tablets along a urinal trough using one's stream of urine.
Kevin had spent ages in the toilet at the snooker club.
"You bin playing piss polo again" said an exasperated John.
"Nah, I've bin black-'n'-deckering" replied Kevin with a smug grin.
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