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Another term for recreational Percocet. Originating when seemingly nice Jewish boys would hide their Percocet in fake dreidels.
Know what I've got in my pocket? Dreidel presents. We can pop em after class.
Whenever going to give a presentation the student gets a massively sturdy rock hard erection. Whenever getting noticed he goes into the act of violently dry humping his desk, which then leads to a massive ejaculation due to the hard stimulus from the wooden desk.
Yea man I gave "The Class Presentation" Monday morning
The profit you make from gift exchanges during Christmas season.
Sarah got me a Hollister sweater for £100, and I got her CD for £10! That's £90 of Present-Profit, it's gonna be a good Christmas!
Present past is used to confuse someone when they are trying to figure out the difference between next friday and this friday.
Person 1 - Yo is your event this friday or next?
Person 2 - its the present past friday
Person 1: wtf?
the term "Basketball-Present" was coined by Benjamin F. McMurry III, as a term used to describe a present that is given to someone else but ultimately meant for your self. - The term originated from a story in which the creator of the term (Benjamin F. McMurry) gave his father, (who was in no way affiliated with sports) a basketball for his Christmas gift. Ben's father of course had no use for the Basketball, so it inevitably returned back to him (Ben).
Person 1: "My art teacher Miss Claire bought a box of sharpies for her husband Carl as a birthday gift,
Person 2: "sounds like she gave him a basketball present"
Person 1: "Exactly!"
A depression present is a gift or gesture done for the betterment of one’s own or another persons mental heath.
A depression present can be something like a squishamallow or something like coffee/clothes/snacks/etc. The goal of a depression present is to make life the recipients life more pleasant, and enjoyable.
Depression presents rose to popularity due to their ability to save money in the long run by preventing costly mental heath emergencies. This works by taking l action to prevent depressive episodes from worsening by taking steps to better ones mental heath before it gets bad through emphasis on self-care practices and the valuation that small changes/ gifts can have a big positive impact on one’s mental heath and make it more worth living.
Depression presents can single-handedly save you countless dollars as they can prevent and mitigate a potentially costly mental heath crisis.
A depression present is a gift or gesture done for the betterment of one’s own or another persons mental heath.
A depression present can be something like a squishamallow or even something like coffee or clothes.
The goal of a depression present is to make life more pleasant, and enjoyable.
Depression presents can single-handedly save you countless dollars as they can prevent and mitigate a potentially costly mental heath crisis.