Presentating

A word that illiterate people use instead of "presenting" becasue htey dont know how to say "presenting"

Me: Hey, you presenting today?

Illiterate Moron: Yah mon, im presentating.

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present

A word with too many goddamn definitions.

She's presently present, so I'll present my present.

Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.

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Present

The act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory.

She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body.

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Presentation

The exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick

Me: I will begin my Presentation by starts off with Alabama being-

Girl: why dose Carl having a boner?

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Presenting

Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner

Omg that guy is certainly presenting,
His 8 inches is presenting itself.

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Presentation

the singular moment when you are most susceptible to a heart attack.

teacher: "we are having a presentation tomorrow"
student: "dies of a heart attack"

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Presenting

When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.

We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm presenting.

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