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Pretendicitis

A combination of words "Pretend" and "Appendicitis" used to describe the act of faking an injury or illness for personal gain.

Nicholas wasn't feeling Baseball Practice last Friday. As a result, he caught a bad case of Pretendicitis that left him benched with a fake sprained ankle.

by PositivelyPisces April 7, 2018


pretend weekend

Doing things normally reserved for a weekend when it's actually a work night / school night (i.e. binge drinking).

"I want to get slizzered, pretend weekend anyone?"
"Work was tough after pretend weekend last night."

by rcalley July 8, 2014


Prey pretending

To act helpless or hurt to attract attention or help.

The Russian girl on 90-day Fiance was "prey pretending" to get a relationship with the guy.

by Altruist333 November 16, 2021


pretend bitch

A friend that tries to be a bitch but can't because you out bitch her

Sharpton is a pretend bitch.

by QHarley December 2, 2015


friend pretend

When a child imagines a friend.

My boy is friend pretending.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019


Pretend rizz

When someone thinks their bagging a bitch but in reality their not making waves. level1ep flirt.

I hit her wit the pretend rizz yk n idk ig she wasn't jackin it so i went home..

by NetFlic790 October 10, 2023


pretending

when someone acts like an idiot but they probably aren't acting

"Did you know kevin doesn't know what heirloom means?"
"Is he pretending?"

by kevserranity July 23, 2022