A combination of words "Pretend" and "Appendicitis" used to describe the act of faking an injury or illness for personal gain.
Nicholas wasn't feeling Baseball Practice last Friday. As a result, he caught a bad case of Pretendicitis that left him benched with a fake sprained ankle.
Doing things normally reserved for a weekend when it's actually a work night / school night (i.e. binge drinking).
"I want to get slizzered, pretend weekend anyone?"
"Work was tough after pretend weekend last night."
To act helpless or hurt to attract attention or help.
The Russian girl on 90-day Fiance was "prey pretending" to get a relationship with the guy.
A friend that tries to be a bitch but can't because you out bitch her
Sharpton is a pretend bitch.
When a child imagines a friend.
My boy is friend pretending.
When someone thinks their bagging a bitch but in reality their not making waves. level1ep flirt.
I hit her wit the pretend rizz yk n idk ig she wasn't jackin it so i went home..
when someone acts like an idiot but they probably aren't acting
"Did you know kevin doesn't know what heirloom means?"
"Is he pretending?"