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To use a condom during intercourse.
A prayer spell from RuneScape that blocks the user from damaging missiles.
Girl A: Jimmy used Protect From Missiles last night.
Girl B: roflcopter.
"Dude, I'm so lucky I had enough prayer points to use protect from missiles last night with Angie."
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Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.
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What you need to do when the Wu comes for that ass.
Wu-Tang Clan:Ya best protect ya neck!
Average nigga:Word
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a number that is called once for every 7-year-old who uses TikTok.
"Hey Tom, you got any idea why Child Protective Services just had a huge spike in calls?"
"Yeah, 3 million a day is pretty wack."
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Something that rich, white, private-school educated college applicants complain about when they are rejected from a top school over a person with a lower ACT/SAT score, GPA, AP classes, etc.
Students who complain about yield protection don't deserve to be admitted into the specific college in the first place. They are sore losers, and don't realize that "daddy's money" can't get them everything.
"I have a 3.8 GPA, took only one AP class and I got into NYU!"
"Wow, good for you. I was rejected from NYU. It was definitely yield protection."
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1. Keep your head down. Keep you eyes, ears, and mind open/sharp.
2. Respect/Re-examine your vulnerability and that of other people.
3. You're not as tough as you think you are.
4. Ask yourself "Is (this) conflict really worth the risk of death/significant damage? Is there a better/safer/more humane way to solve this problem?"
"Protect ya neck, kid."
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The dick that won't let you talk to his girlfriend without getting jealous, and threatening to beat you up.
boy: Hey, how was your day?
girl: It was fine thanks, you?
over protective boyfriend (prick) : Fuck off boy if you say another word to my girlfriend your dead!
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