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Putting on Axe, or another similar brand of air freshener, on one's body in place of taking an actual shower with soap and water.
Kenny might be Guatemalan, but he alway seems to take a Puerto Rican shower before he sees Emily.
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A wad of small bills (1s and 5s) intended to make it look like the carrier has a lot of money.
"Man that guy's got fat stacks"
"Nah it's just a Puerto Rican billfold... dude's broke"
A cooler made out of a card board box with a trash bag in it.
how are we going to keep the beer cold?" "Lets make a Puerto Rican cooler!
When a rim job's spit is farted back into a person's mouth to insight a reaction.
Dude, we were having a good night until Nadia gave me a Puerto Rican smooch so I would stop giving her a rim job.
Calling in sick Friday, and the following Monday.
"I'm firing Enrique for taking too many Puerto Rican Weekends."
When someone offers you offer an absurd amount for an item that’s for sale. Usually done by Hispanics, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans
Item for 1000
Pedro: “ ¿Sigue disponible? 300 cash”
Mark: “how about no, and speak English”
Pedro: “400 cash right now”
Mark: “not happening, I don’t have time for your Puerto Rican lowball”
(adj.) A layer of fat, typically found on Puerto Rican woman, in their lower abdomen. This phenomenon is found in obese women, and resembles a pouch of fat.
You should go to the gym, and try to loose that Puerto Rican Pouch.