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Putting on Axe, or another similar brand of air freshener, on one's body in place of taking an actual shower with soap and water.
Kenny might be Guatemalan, but he alway seems to take a Puerto Rican shower before he sees Emily.
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A single-wide trailer with indoor toilet.
Q: Hey what are you going to do with the money you won?
A: Probably buy a Puerto Rican Speedboat for my mother.
Q: Hey how's that essay Ramos doin'?
A: He's good just moved into a new Puerto Rican Speedboat with his wife.
Q: Oh that'll be good to have that indoor toilet for all nine of his kids.
The act of masturbating with one hand while placing a finger inside of your rectum.
Josh told his friends how he wanted to go give himself a Puerto Rican Stool when he got home tonight.
(adj.) A layer of fat, typically found on Puerto Rican woman, in their lower abdomen. This phenomenon is found in obese women, and resembles a pouch of fat.
You should go to the gym, and try to loose that Puerto Rican Pouch.
When someone offers you offer an absurd amount for an item that’s for sale. Usually done by Hispanics, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans
Item for 1000
Pedro: “ ¿Sigue disponible? 300 cash”
Mark: “how about no, and speak English”
Pedro: “400 cash right now”
Mark: “not happening, I don’t have time for your Puerto Rican lowball”
Calling in sick Friday, and the following Monday.
"I'm firing Enrique for taking too many Puerto Rican Weekends."
A cooler made out of a card board box with a trash bag in it.
how are we going to keep the beer cold?" "Lets make a Puerto Rican cooler!