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Pun intended. (and now acknowledged)
Jack: "At least the farmer made it back to his roots. No pun intended."
Jill: "There's no chance that pun was unintentional."
Jack: "Yeah, I know. I just instantly feel like an annoying asshole."
Jill: "Good, you should."
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A quick bit of cunnilingus.
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As a special treat Rick gave me a pun-job under the table at work last Friday
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An expression to clarify the use of a pun in a previous statement. Most often employed when a speaker does not trust his audience to recognize the pun on its own.
A pun is its own reword (pun intended).
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1. the act of discovering a pun by sheer coincidence and announcing the find.
2. the act of deliberately making a pun and feeling embarassed that it can't be taken back
person 1: wait....haha! get it? no pun intended!
person 2: stop lying: you said that on purpose.
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The act of out punning someone.
Karen and I had a pun off in which she failed miserable.
A colleague fell ill with a peeing issue and I told her urine trouble thus winning the pun off.
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Noun.
When somebody makes a mistake and must atone for said mistake by enduring an onslaught of puns.
John broke his toe, and wasn't impressed when we told him that we toe-tally supported him. That was just the beginning of his pun-ishment
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