Puppy

someone younger than you. Commonly of the opposite sex who is silly and makes lots of mistakes similar to how puppy dogs get into trouble..
and will showcase their cute eyes to try and get out of the trouble.

Jessica: Ahh! do you think this belt of bullets its going to explode on me?
Tim: No, you silly puppy!

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Puppy

somebody that is in love with a Kitty

- Hey did you hear Pat B likes Kitty?
- Yea he's such a puppy!

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puppy

Gay slang, a boy (gay or straight) who is too young to have sex (because it's not legal, he's under 18).

Steve's a puppy, you can't fuck him because he's jail-bait.

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Puppy

Something that you violently ram your penis into over and over without ceasing.

Bob: I had a great time playing with my puppy last night
Jim: I love to play with my puppy

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PUPPIES

A woman's children or kids.

She's fine, but how many puppies she got?

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Puppy

Small cuddly creature that needs a koala for company and love, should always have a wet nosey and needs lots of attention. Also very skilled with his paws, a big fan of naughty paws and good at wiggling his bottom when driving

Puppy's building me a bathroom

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puppies

the largest threat to our national security.
they form gangs, traffick drugs, are known to have links to certain terrorist organizations (cough cough al quaeda), and kill our women and children.

head of fbi: (after listening to primus song) les claypool is so right, we must do something about all these puppies, there starting to get out of hand.
unimportant fbi official: yes just the other day one of these "puppies" forced entry into my house and stole among other things, doggie treats, a leash, and a collar with diamonds around the 24 carrot gold name tag.
head of fbi: oh my god, this is much worse than i thought.

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