Puppi

Puppi Mensen aka Puppi is the name of a lesbian nordic celeb. She has many bodyguards such as her girlfriend and wrestler Gyllenlakk Digger Deg. Everyone loves Puppi! Raymond Barone is sooo yesterday news!

Anders: OMG! Puppi Mensen is like so totally hot!
Ola: Yeah, i know! I want to bang her like i did to your mother last night.
Anders: I know like totally how you feel! To bad she's a lesbian!

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Puppy

somebody that is in love with a Kitty

- Hey did you hear Pat B likes Kitty?
- Yea he's such a puppy!

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puppy

Gay slang, a boy (gay or straight) who is too young to have sex (because it's not legal, he's under 18).

Steve's a puppy, you can't fuck him because he's jail-bait.

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Puppy

Something that you violently ram your penis into over and over without ceasing.

Bob: I had a great time playing with my puppy last night
Jim: I love to play with my puppy

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PUPPIES

A woman's children or kids.

She's fine, but how many puppies she got?

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Puppy

Small cuddly creature that needs a koala for company and love, should always have a wet nosey and needs lots of attention. Also very skilled with his paws, a big fan of naughty paws and good at wiggling his bottom when driving

Puppy's building me a bathroom

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puppies

the largest threat to our national security.
they form gangs, traffick drugs, are known to have links to certain terrorist organizations (cough cough al quaeda), and kill our women and children.

head of fbi: (after listening to primus song) les claypool is so right, we must do something about all these puppies, there starting to get out of hand.
unimportant fbi official: yes just the other day one of these "puppies" forced entry into my house and stole among other things, doggie treats, a leash, and a collar with diamonds around the 24 carrot gold name tag.
head of fbi: oh my god, this is much worse than i thought.

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