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1. When Vladimir Putin pouts or sheds a single tear in meme-worthy fashion. (Name)
2. When one is sad enough to pout or cry. (Slang)
Antonym: Gladimir Putin
When Mother Russia's oldest Brown Bear died of Stoli induced alcohol poisoning, Sadimir Putin's mug was all over RT.com claiming it was Grey Goose that killed the bruin.
Upon hearing about the death of his favorite crossing guard, Harold went all Sadimir Putin with a single tear.
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Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States.
As a Putin proxy, I am able to succeed beyond my wildest dreams.
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To make someone your BITCH through skillful use of intelligence and intimidation.
Example: Premier Putin has putinized Barry Obama.
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An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th US President.
Was there ever any doubt at all that he is Putin’s Pawn?
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To attempt something and totally fuck up, resulting in unanticipated, negative outcomes wildly beyond the immediate blast radius.
To believe one’s own bullshit for so long that one develops dangerous/foolish confidence, takes action, and spectacularly fails, devastating millions of people.
Uncle Vlad pulled a Putin by thinking he’d easily seize Ukraine, leading to the complete collapse of his country’s economy, the death of thousands of Russian soldiers, increased NATO spending, and the loss of his honorary Judo belt.
Ashli Babbitt pulled a Putin thinking she’d roll to D.C. and “protect” the Constitution on January 6th, 2021 — Biden was certified as President, she ended up getting shot in the chest, and the effort was declared a domestic terrorism event.
An alcoholic drink that consists of an In-n-Out milkshake with a shot of vodka mixed into it.
My favorite drink is a Frozen Putin!
Don’t forget to bring your Frozen Putin.
Vladimir Putin is a asshole, help Ukraine!
Shirley: Hey have you seen that Vladimir Putin dude?
Tim: Oh, yeah id support trump over that bitch...
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