Marcus Quincy

Dane Cook's alter ego.

Drunk Girls: Hey whats your name?
Dane: Marcus
Drunk Girls: Marcus?
Dane: Marcus Quincy

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Dirty Quincy

The "Dirty Quincy" is the act of, during intercourse, the lady's pet dog (usually a pug) sneaks onto the bed, crawls between the four splayed legs of the humans, and licks the starfish on the male member. This is usually accomplished in the missionary position, but has been know to occur in many other positions as well.

I felt on the verge of an explosive climax, when POW! I got "Dirty Quincy'd" by an all-black pug! Instant flaccidity!

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Quincy London

The greatest detective that ever lived.

This is a job for Quincy London!

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west quincy

if you go to west quincy you can easily find teenage kids often males willing to suck your dick and lick all of your problems away from the anus. its a bad place to go to at night cuz all the girls there carry more diseases than a racoon.

yo kid i got my dick sucked clean in west quincy i dont even need to shower anymore. man you went and got the west side special huh

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Quincy, Illinois

Come on vacation
Leave on Probation

Officer I was just visiting family in Quincy. Is the beating and prison really called for because of a failure to signal?
Have you seen those b-movies where the hot girls go through the small town and get arrested for trumped up charges and forced to do hot late night kinds of things. That's Quincy, Illinois only to everyone hot or not and no cool sex to speak of unless your consider the reaming you get at court.

Yes could I get the Johnny law special with no lube please.

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Quincy Point

Quincy Point is the rubinoff capital of the world {FACT!}QP is also known for the toughest kids in all of Quincy and will drink any other part of quincy under the table we have intense training sessions every weekend staying up until the sun comes up The original legends of Qp are Richie S Travis T Danny O and Tom S

QUINCY POINT

Quincy Point + Rubinoff = AWSOME

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Quincy Royalty

Quincy Royalty is a group of wealthy families residing in Quincy Massachusetts. These families can all trace there heritage back to the founding of Quincy Massachusetts and hence the founding of the country. These families, now dwindling in numbers, own much land and business in Quincy. And due to not wanting to tamper bloodlines with the non Quincy Elite have become someone interrelated. Non the less they are extremely powerful in Quincy and throughout Boston.

"Hey did you go to that party thrown by the Quincy Royalty last night?"

"No, I wasn't invited. I make less than 200k a year."