Marcus Quincy

Dane Cook's alter ego.

Drunk Girls: Hey whats your name?
Dane: Marcus
Drunk Girls: Marcus?
Dane: Marcus Quincy

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Dirty Quincy

The "Dirty Quincy" is the act of, during intercourse, the lady's pet dog (usually a pug) sneaks onto the bed, crawls between the four splayed legs of the humans, and licks the starfish on the male member. This is usually accomplished in the missionary position, but has been know to occur in many other positions as well.

I felt on the verge of an explosive climax, when POW! I got "Dirty Quincy'd" by an all-black pug! Instant flaccidity!

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Quincy London

The greatest detective that ever lived.

This is a job for Quincy London!

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west quincy

if you go to west quincy you can easily find teenage kids often males willing to suck your dick and lick all of your problems away from the anus. its a bad place to go to at night cuz all the girls there carry more diseases than a racoon.

yo kid i got my dick sucked clean in west quincy i dont even need to shower anymore. man you went and got the west side special huh

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Quincy, Illinois

Come on vacation
Leave on Probation

Officer I was just visiting family in Quincy. Is the beating and prison really called for because of a failure to signal?
Have you seen those b-movies where the hot girls go through the small town and get arrested for trumped up charges and forced to do hot late night kinds of things. That's Quincy, Illinois only to everyone hot or not and no cool sex to speak of unless your consider the reaming you get at court.

Yes could I get the Johnny law special with no lube please.

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Quincy Point

Quincy Point is the rubinoff capital of the world {FACT!}QP is also known for the toughest kids in all of Quincy and will drink any other part of quincy under the table we have intense training sessions every weekend staying up until the sun comes up The original legends of Qp are Richie S Travis T Danny O and Tom S

QUINCY POINT

Quincy Point + Rubinoff = AWSOME

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Quincy the Hero

Quincy Legion Brown Oprah

Quincy the hero is a guy who stood up to God, King, Queen and Princess's for equal rites for all society's, and not only is curuatur for after life society and Aperichion life society, but completed beyond the grave society which differs from the dead society and reincarnate society which are two separate life's which are now combined and Segregated from all other societies. Hero Quincy has designed and invented a lot, but the one thing that stands out about his fight with sprits, ghosts, soels, and dead societies is that he along with his network was able to announce the truth about politics and political parties and Congress as well as King and Queen and Crownd Temptress is that threw blacks-magic and poltergeist powers, they made an entire nation believe that what once was the structure and army and military government of the dead and zombie nation's and Societys. That we the After Life and myself from beyond the grave and the newly friendly deceased from beyond the crypt let other societies who were not aware of the war against the God's and the King's and who chose civilians like myself to help them and their cause. We are not a political and politics society.

Quincy the Hero was able to stop and end all spells and poltergeist that was put onto the world.