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quiz bowl is an organization for smart ppl
if u are a failure and very dumb then don't join
"L imagine not being in quiz bowl ur bad ur a failure u still unemployed imagine"
A game that finds out if you're a liberal, a hypocrite, another Hillary Clinton, or none of the aforementioned.
You might be a liberal if:
1. You find any one of these words objectional: hell, damn, butt, fart, poop, crap, sex, shut up.
2. You consider Donald Trump sexist for the things he said in 2005.
3. You consider Donald Trump racist because he wants to get rid of illegal immigrants.
4. You think there are more than two genders.
5. You protest by blocking roads and rioting.
6. You support Hillary Clinton -- in any way, in any shape, under any circumstance, no matter what you think about her.
7. You think double standards are 100% a way to go!
8. You have ever worn a tee and sweatpants to church.
9. You have ever started a school shooting.
10. You are obsessed with your ex.
If at least any 6 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a liberal! If at least any 8 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a hypocrite! However, if all of these 10 things apply to you, you are Hillary Clinton, reincarnated!
According to The Liberal Quiz, I am not a liberal and I'm proud of not being one!!
When someone is gay and trying to suss out if you're an ally or not, s/he'll throw queer baiting your way to judge you by your reaction. A 'test run' of information to see if you are cool and nonjudgmental in order to see if s/he wants to be friends.
Phil: "See that guy over there? With his arms crossed, talking to the guy in the green? Which is hotter? Tell me quick."
Kate: "Uh..."
Phil: "It's arms crossed guy, right? I think he's the hottest guy here."
Kate: "Oh, definitely, he's super attractive."
Phil: "Good. Glad we agree." *wink*
Kate: "Did you just queer quiz me?"
Phil: "Totally. And you passed."
How your gonna make all your friends gay in an instant
Derick : Hey Thomas, Have you heard of the black chicken quiz?
Thomas :No, why?
Derick : Whatever. How many legs does a black chicken have?
Thomas : Two
Derick : Okay, how many eyes does a black chicken have?
Thomas : Two
Derick : How many nostrils does a black chicken have?
Thomas Two
Derick Now how much fur is on a white cat?
Thomas : I don't know
Derick You seem to know more about black cock than you do white pussy
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