Rural Dictionary

R. Kelly Blue Book

The financial cost a celebrity has to pay their accuser in order to convince them to not proceed with a criminal or civil complaint. A reference to R&B singer R. Kelly's many rumored financial settlements with under aged sexual abuse victims and the Kelley Blue Book, which reports current automotive market values.

"How much do you think it's gonna cost Darren Sharper to stay out of prison with all of these charges being thrown at him?"

"I dunno... What's the current R. Kelly Blue Book on this type of thing at right now?"

by Tyger Lily March 21, 2014

R Kelly Sharpshooter

The sexual act of tying your partner onto the bed, head bound to the headboard, mouth open wide.

you then take a jar, filled to the brim with semen and piss, you shake it up until mixed completely, then you fill a

(preferably large, rifle type) water gun with the liquid (use a funnel) then, with your partner bound to the bed, try to get as many shots down the throat and in the mouth as you can.

Rules
1: the bound partner must swallow every shot that made it into the mouth.
2: the shooter must be at the foot of the bed.
3: the bound partner must not move a muscle.
4: you can not cheat your way through with a pump water gun.

Oh my god Johnny, me and suzanne played R Kelly Sharpshooter last night, I made every shot!!!

by ranchdong September 11, 2017

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R. Kelly Water Balloon

When you have the urge to urinate while driving, and you have a condom handy. You urinate in the condom, tie it off, and throw it out the window.

Yo man, I gotta piss. I dont wanna pull over at MLK. I'm gonna use my last rubber for an R. Kelly water balloon.

by Leydlelee November 21, 2017

R. Kelly All Star

Abbreviated as RKA. A young girl who is quite the looker but may not be of legal age...yet.

Me: See that chick over there giving me the eyes? She's a R. Kelly All Star. In a couple of years, she's gonna be serious.

Friend: Nigga you're a pedophile

by TeflonDon March 11, 2008

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