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A “Spanglish” contraction for coronavirus.
“La Rona got my life all fucked up, but my mom’s an ICU nurse and I worry about her. ¡La Rona Cabrona!
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what’s the forecast says? It’s a full send baby it’s RONA SZN today while it’s RONA I’ll fuck yo Dads Wife lone dick style!!!
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Dec 31st 2019 someone in China ate a raw Bat, causing a global pandemic. Called Co-Vid19 or AKA the Corona Virus.
When it hit Canada in March of 2020 our nation shut down except for essential services like grocery stores, auto part suppliers, and delivery services. To keep these places operational and entice a traditionally lower paid work force to come in to work when the world needed them the most. Companies gave a temporary raise to those workers still showing up even if there was a potential risk to their health.
Worker: Hey Son are you coming to work on Monday?
Son: Of course I am, I got the Rona raise!
Rona Raise is slang term used to lighten the stress around a very serious situation, not to offend anyone.
Employer: Due to the Corona Virus out break we are giving everyone a temporary raise.
Definition 1: An erection caused by nothing else than the boredom and thought of the pussy that you used to/could get if it weren’t for this made up virus
Definition 2: an excuse for your unrelenting horniness to females that are not attractive if society was still normal
Also can be used to excuse an
Damn bro, this chick at work today gave me a huge Rona Bona I can’t get rid of.
I mean damn, she’s like a 2, but I would eat the ass out of Lizzo to get rid of this Rona Bona.
When your vaccine nurse is hot/handsome as hell.
You see the nurse?
Total gave me a Rona Bona.
Non-consensual physical contact or closeness during the Corona pandemic
Please don’t Rona rape me I have asthma
A slang for the coronavirus. The only One to beat Hitler's K/D Besides Stalin.
Your Mate: Bro, have you heard of the coronavirus?
You: You mean Big Rona? Yeah! It beat Hitler's K/D A couple of days ago!
Your Mate: Yeah! Big Rona Is scary..