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Act characterized by 2 individuals having doggy style sex. Performer starts to finger the recipients ass and using that same finger draws a fecal circle around the receiving partners eyes. Once the circles are completed, the performer shall end all sexual contact, run out the door and tip over the recipients garbage cans.
I was banging a stuff girl doggy style when she asked for a dirty raccoon. So I fingered her ass, circled both her eyes and then ran out the front door pushing over her garbage cans.
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Originally a web comics artist, who made name after creating discriminative and abusive illustrated threads focusing on "the-reason-you-fail" topics (which prooved to be not bad after all and showed the effectivness of butthurt provocation in masses) + drew tribute art to eastern european club whore's modelling (most likely shot on cellphones), whose art actually used to be quite fun (but has seen better days). The creator (Neonil) once cared about his customers and their satisfaction. Not anymore. The new Techno-raccoon is too deep into advertising and shameless self promotion (honestly, to position self among a bunch of complete dorks and loosers is a sure way to look God-like on their background and a nice way to promote self too as his example shows) to care about anyone anymore. The only thing he cares about now is making money. Neonil doesnt care about the quality of Neoneelart anymore. More modelling (aka shut up-sit-watch and jerk off over my eyebrows, motherfuckers, they're UNSTOPPABLE!!!111), more random portrait photography, more unfinished Lunaville comics (basically nothing but illustrated guides on how to exterminate the unworthy wuss) and so on. So if you want to experience the best of Neoneelart, get your credit cards ready, because the only things this greedy bastard cares about are benjamins and jacksons. (hundreds and twentys for those of you who didnt get it.) Long live the power of money! Raccoon power FTW!
A: That dumbass Techno-Raccoon is kinda cute
B: Yeah
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A nickname used for whites people used by poc.
Those ranch raccoons never shut up
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A friendly game between two or more male contestants that involves traveling to a Raccoon concentrated area. Within this area, contestants blindfold themselves and pull out their highly regarded meat, placing exquisite food items on it as bait. Given that raccoons are the number one carriers of rabies, they hope to God that when the Raccoon bites their meat, that they are not gifted with the unwelcoming blessing of rabies, administered directly to their salami. They are simply taking a chance at this game we call life.
"Brocky and Chadmeister are playing RR (Raccoon Roulette)... Brocky got the RABE (rabies) and Chadmeister got spared on his turn..."
a snow raccoon is a woman who prefers dating white boys with long hair and a fat girl fetish
1Boy - You know Laura? She likes white boys with long hair and fat girl fetish
2Boy - Yeah she is definitely a SNOW RACCOON
an awesome animal.a raccoon that has been trained to be a ninja. is better than any other animal alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Or- A person who is able to surmount all obstacles with ease. A person who faces challenges with courage and enthusiasm. a genius that excels at math and science. has extreme flexibility that comes out of nowhere. a force to be reckon with. an all around lethal weapon
kid 1: omg its a ninja raccoon!
kid 2: those things are awesome!!!
kid 1: you got that right!!!
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A deviantart ex member, famous for pointing out flaws of about everyone he met on the site forums. Any slightful disrespect to his work and you're blocked or beaten to death in real life by his own army of fans aka ass-lickers. He was banned from Deviantart for putting a chain of offencive threads covering wide range of people's imperfections like being obese or being of short height. What is more, the reason of such behaviour according to his version was "willing to help". Although he claims that his account was hacked and someone used his identity not many people believe him since he is extremely vain in real life.
Techno-Raccoon has his own art line called "Neoneelart" which is nothing but a bunch of cartoons referenced from ugly russian and ukrainian goth girls who claim to be models.
Techno-Raccoon *original thread* : I'm just curious whats its like to be fat? Because I'm not fat and I'm curious is there anything special? how you walk? how come you don't fall when you walk cause your walk is actually similar to the penguin walk.It's like you go moving legs there and here.Also... Sausageeeeeees. If I put bondage over your body it'll look like sausageeeeeees
...GEeeeeeez. Go to gym, how can you live like that!?
What is more is that I'm willing to help yeah really, not to ofence anyone but unless someone has kidney/ digestion problems being fat just from eating much - those people are like pillows for beating. You beat them in fat and your arm stays there! EEEEEEEEW groooss ! yucky-yucky-yucky. So plz stop eating junk food or die before reaching 60 from stroke or heart attack or whatever when there is so much fat that your heart pumps fat instead of blood. Again I'm not even offencing anyone! I'm willing to help by showing what perspectives your future might have if you don't exercise 5-10 minutes before taking meal.
some people suffer from not seeing their dick when they lower their heads - they see that big fat ugly belly instead! isn't this a good motivation for them to go do ab exercises?
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