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Buff man things so swagalicious
Person one: Yo look at Erin Read she so buff and swag
person two: innit my g so jelous
A tactic used by teachers in collaboration with Satan in order to keep students awake until 3 am. It is said that halfway through a read and prepare, students begin seeing John Smith in their nightmares. Pretty much the definition of masochism.
Guy: Do you wanna go out?
Girl: I'd rather do a read and prepare on the night before it's due.
Jared: I'm gonna start the read and prepare the night before it's due since I have so much work.
John: RIP ur gonna die.
Skim and assume while reading anything from Literacy tests, to texts sent from Comedy Comes In Threes.
"Oh sorry I totally Olivia Read that"
The person reading this is a beautiful/handsome person, I hope you get every bit of love you deserve you cutie pie! :)
The person reading this better have an amazing day.
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The prickiest thing teachers could come up with, usually blown off until the last minute because kids shouldnt be forced to read.
We give you this summer reading to make you smarter.
Fuck that! I'll learn in school, and save summer for NOT learning.
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A Toilet Read is a book or magazine that stays in the bathroom/toilet area and is read when one is sitting on the toilet.
I don't often have time to read books due to my heavy schedule. However I always manage to pick up my "toilet read" and read a few pages every day while I'm on the toilet.
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The longest-running Reddit based podcast. (But not the official one) Run by two Australians.
They have 209 episodes as of the first of October, 2020.
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: A podcast.
Person 1: Witch podcast?
Person 2: Read It On Reddit.
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