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An obnoxious person who stands in front of you when you're in a rush and takes forever to read whatever whimsical graphic tee you happen to be wearing that day out loud to you (as if you didn't know what your fucking shirt said).
Neill: I was late to Biology the other day, and to make matters worse, some shirt-reader got in my way and took forever to read my Jesus shirt to me.
Kristy: Which one?
Neill: The one that says BRB.
Kristy: Douche.
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I hope the Teleprompter Reader In Cheif figures out that Americans don't want him to keep going with his agenda before he spends another Trillion dollars he doesn't have.
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A book published by Portable Press, containing random bits of trivia in different categories, ranging from easy read all the way to long read. Little tidbits usually at the bottom of the page or at the end of a topic. There are new books every year, and sometimes there are books in one huge category (e.g. sports), Plunges into... books, and even kids' books. Used to have its own institute and its own website.
Some Dude 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Armchair Reader?"
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."
Sargent Will's Personal Message: Tracking of the 863 Code on the area of 99,635,6531
Tracking of I.S.L.F on go in Brazil base .255.
Code: 74368GA
Signal: 440-4k
TJD: Sargent T. Arent
Commander Renege Personal Message: Will's if this gets out to the Soviets then know what to do
Location: Russia, ***,**,*****
Sargent Will's Personal Message: I understand and i will do everything in my power to not let this get out
2/23/12
6/14/16
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12/24/21 Code Reader
Sargent Afghanistan Personal Message Code Reader:735546708653
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Code Reader Tag: 673,378,923
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Reader's Syndrome is a condition that a person who is an avid reader usually suffers from. They know many, many words and how to correctly use them but don't always know how to correctly pronounce them as they have never heard the word. They have only ever seen it in print and have had to sound it out to themselves.
She's such a bookworm. I bet she suffers from Reader's Syndrome. Knows a lot of words but sounds incredibly awkward trying to use them in conversations.
Every person who reads, browses and makes articles in the website urbandictionary.com.
Article (or definition) makers in this website can be classified
in:
1.- 12/13/14 year olds who instead of giving a definition that explicate the whole and exquisit meaning of a word, give their own and personal definition based on their thoughts and personal point of view.
For example:
(Taken from an article about "emo girls")
-We emo girls don't cut our wrists because we dress like that-
These people lack knowledge about the word dictionary in urban dictionary.
2.- People who give a complete and redactated definition but just copy and paste a chunk of text from Wikipedia, Wikia or practically any informative website.
These people lack knowledge about the word urban in urban dictionary.
3.- People who respect and follow the whole concept of Urban dictionary but can't write anything longer than three miserable lines.
Usually found to be the kinds of definitons with over 6500 upvotes.
These people lack knowledge about redaction.
A: I stopped browsing urban dictionary because the urban dictionary readers suck.
B: damn straight.
Like a palm reader but someone who trades the soles of someone’s feet
“What do you do for work?”
“I’m a sole reader”