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A male who resides in a dwelling, but instead of paying a sum of money to the householder or landlord, he instead offers favours of a sexual nature in order to remain in residence.
LANDLORD " You are a very pretty young homeless man, I can offer you a roof over your head and a hot meal"
YOUNG MAN - "But I have no money to pay for such luxury"
LANDLORD "I am sure we can come to some arrangement, you could be my little bitch rent boy"
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Large group of people who are always protesting, seemingly irrationally, and mobilized by "grassroots operatives."
"I wanted to drive to Main Street today, but there is a rent-a-mob out there and traffic can't get through."
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(offensive, disparaging) A private security guard, bodyguard or armored car guard. Used as an insult.
(rent-a-cop)
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A significant other that you call, cuddle, use and or abuse at your own disposition. Often a Lady/Gentleman in the street but a freak in the sheets. A part-time boo.
"I'm alone on a Friday night..... I guess it's time to call Rent-a-Boo!"
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A rent-a-thug is a person who rents himself out in the name of thuggery, lethal or otherwise. In exchange for money, he will commit crimes for you. The amount of money required to successfully rent the thug will usually increase with the severity of the crime - i.e., it will cost more for him to kill your in-laws than to rob the corner store for food. As with almost any service, rates vary wildly and can also be negotiated. Rent-a-thugs can be employed on a single-assignment, multi-assignment, or permanent basis, depending on the circumstances and money paid. Rent-a-thugs provide a very convenient way to mount assaults on offending parties; provided the rent-a-thug is a professional and does not confess to the police, the crime is never traced back to you. The truly valuable rent-a-thugs are never caught, and the ones who are promptly take their own lives, usually by swallowing cyanide pills and the like. It is wise to be extremely careful of whom you employ.
if you are sworn enemies with someone, and someone else shows up to give you a good thrashing, you can be sure that someone is your enemy's rent-a-thug.
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To confirm with parents/legal guardian
Boy : What'chu doing this weekend ?
Girl : I don't know , I'lll Check With The Rents
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Rent-a-kids are usually the result
of the friendship between a non-rental
bringing around a friend and the friend
never leaves because their home
life sucks (in their eyes); and you feed them. They are alot like ferrel cats. If you give them the attention they crave and feed them enough, they stake claim of your couch/spare room/any flat surface with in your home deemed comfortable enough for sleep. Of course, like ferrel cats, they can be very vocal about their new family and consequently attract more rentals. When this happens, you're homestead
gets cute little nicknames from your
people, such as "Angie's Home for
Wayward Boys"
Picking up dinner on the way home, how many rent-a-kids are at the house?
Ok kiddo, here's the rules. You sleep here for more than 3 consecutive nights, your status defaults to "rent-a-kid" and are automatically thrown into the chore rotation. Tonight you got kitchen duty.