rent-a-kid

a kid that you only have to deal with sometimes do to the relationship you are currently in.

1. I could be in the relationship because I would only have to watch the kid on the weekends , like a rent-a-kid.
2. Like when your stupid baby daddy has another girl pregnant and pop out a dumb ass baby....and then guess what? now you got a rent-a-kid.
3. Got to rent their damn f*^kin kid and take care of 'em for the weekend, now that's a rent-a-kid.

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Rent-A-Kid

Rent-a-kids are usually the result
of the friendship between a non-rental
bringing around a friend and the friend
never leaves because their home
life sucks (in their eyes); and you feed them. They are alot like ferrel cats. If you give them the attention they crave and feed them enough, they stake claim of your couch/spare room/any flat surface with in your home deemed comfortable enough for sleep. Of course, like ferrel cats, they can be very vocal about their new family and consequently attract more rentals. When this happens, you're homestead
gets cute little nicknames from your
people, such as "Angie's Home for
Wayward Boys"

Picking up dinner on the way home, how many rent-a-kids are at the house?

Ok kiddo, here's the rules. You sleep here for more than 3 consecutive nights, your status defaults to "rent-a-kid" and are automatically thrown into the chore rotation. Tonight you got kitchen duty.