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to risk eating the horse's sperm

When you have 50/50 odds that something could turn out just fine or be really, really awful, and you go on doing it anyway, you are taking a risk that you could be "eating the horse's sperm". Typically refers to sex acts, but not always.

From the Family Guy episode "Family Gay" in which Peter buys a retarded horse and fills the refrigerator with the horse's sperm to begin breeding it. He reveals it to the family while Stewie eats his cereal. He first looks shocked, then narrows his eyes and continues eating....

(Look up "Milky Surprise" at Hulu for the clip)

If you end up with the awful result, you can then said to have gotten the "milky surprise" (taken from the name of the clip at Hulu).

Steve: "So, I found out midway through the date that she is on drugs for being crazy, but I was hungry for companionship so I decided to risk eating the horse's sperm and took her home."

Heather: "And four month's later how's that working out for ya'?"

Steve: "Well I've had more than a few milky surprises. Bitch be crazy."

by Clintacus February 7, 2010

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risk it for the biscuit

To risk a daring yet small known act that will help you gain fame in your small community.

The guy, falling off a building without any protection decided to risk it for the biscuit for his family, friends, and his city.

by DaBombBoys February 12, 2016

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risk it for the biscuit

To risk a daring yet small known act that will help you gain fame in your small community.

The guy, falling off a building without any protection decided to risk it for the biscuit for his family, friends, and his city.

by DaBombBoys February 12, 2016

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gotta risk it to get the biscuit

One must risk it all to get to the female vagina.

"She told me to jump off that 50ft cliff into the water. Despite my fear of hights, I jumped. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit!

by FFLguru September 3, 2015

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Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?

Take the risk, you might get a nice reward......Fortune favours the brave!

Go on give it a go.........would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?

by Helllzbelllz January 9, 2011

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Hop on Modded Risk of Rain 2

See Hop on Risk of Rain 2 definition. Modded for more backend support ;)

Wanna hop on Modded Risk of Rain 2 best friend? I hear it's an improvement on the original

by Dg3nr8 March 21, 2022

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benefits outwade the risks

Refers to da conclusions of a safety-assessment study dat determined dat a proposed/practiced sloshing-through-da-shallows activity was one which was still advisable despite there being minor-to-moderate health/safety-hazards associated wif said noisy splashing.

A comparatively-small number of local overly-concerned parents protested about da present-but-negligible dangers of allowing their little ones to search tidal pools for small aquatic creatures, but considering da recreational and educational virtues of said endeavors, most people concluded dat "the benefits outwade the risks".

by QuacksO June 8, 2023